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Someone please tell my neighbors that Taylor Swift's wedding is not worth setting off fireworks for. It's not that big a deal.

I don't want kids because I honestly don't think it's ethical to bring new life into a world where the Mets are this bad.

Sometimes I can't stream on the days I promised but it's always for a good reason, like seeing the new Spielberg movie instead.

Grabbing a big plate of food and loading up the Sony State of Play just in time to see Wolverine spill thirty gallons of blood from six people.

Power outage this morning. Should I even bother fixing the microwave clock when daylight savings time ends in only 184 days?

Welp, I'm available for hire I guess :/ tbh it hurts to put so much effort and passion into something just to get purchased by the Onion

Me: I think I'll try doing yoga this morning. Apple Fitness instructor: Let's get started. We'll meet in table, so tuck your tailbone into your ribs and drop your ribs in front of your shoulders. Me: Oh well, another Pop-Tart.