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Worrall's Slutty Little FABER Test

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Heart-eyed havoc. Unapologetically weird. Mostly harmless. Entirely reasonable. Not by choice. I don’t just follow the vibe... I am the vibe. Wrexham. #IndieDev #NarrativeDesign #InteractiveFiction #SFWA #TheU #WxmAFC #LFC #WoW #D4 #AIEGuild

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Stephanie @bookfrolic.bsky.social · yesterday

Happy Cozy/Cosy Mystery Day! 💙📚 It’s the 136th anniversary of the Queen of Crime, Agatha Christie’s birthday, so today, we celebrate all things Cozy Mystery! How will you celebrating?

an offwhite poster with a pastel illustrated bookpile and a tea mug. Text reads Happy Cozy Mystery Day! and Happy 136th Birthday to Agatha Christie!

Worrall's Slutty Little FABER Test @pjfabulous.itch.io · yesterday

Our boy Harry. 🥹🫶 Wrexham baby dragon update: the boy in blue is doing just fine. 🥹💙 Getting his minutes, getting stuck in and settling into life at Posh. We remain extremely proud of our wholesome one. #WxmThirstSection #WxmAFC #AskWxm

Harry Ashfield in Peterborough’s blue kit, on the ball and shielding it from a Barnsley player, looking completely absorbed in the action. The Carabao Cup graphic underneath shows Posh beating Barnsley 7–6 on penalties. New club. New colours. Getting on with it. He’s left the dragon’s nest, changed colours, and is out there getting his minutes.

Worrall's Slutty Little FABER Test @pjfabulous.itch.io · 3d ago

IYKYK youtu.be/lKcpodt0YCU?...

Melanie - Brand New Key (Audio)

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Worrall's Slutty Little FABER Test @pjfabulous.itch.io · 3d ago

I might need a Crimpit.

Worrall's Slutty Little FABER Test @pjfabulous.itch.io · 3d ago

Two completely unrelated threads coming together to allow my timeline to live it's best life.

Top thread is about the most unwatchable episode of Supernatural with Byx emphasizing it's not necessarily the writing but the bugs. The bottom thread is Adree randomly posting an image of a beautimous lace moth at the same time.

Worrall's Slutty Little FABER Test @pjfabulous.itch.io · 3d ago

Having chicken nugs and tater tots for dinner cuz I'm a grown ass woman and I do what I want.

Worrall's Slutty Little FABER Test @pjfabulous.itch.io · 3d ago

Less than 10 minutes in and Cowboys v Giants is turning into a civil war reenactment.

Worrall's Slutty Little FABER Test @pjfabulous.itch.io · 4d ago

LOL that last Bills TD. Texans slept through that one..😂

Worrall's Slutty Little FABER Test @pjfabulous.itch.io · 4d ago

I might need a $500 vacuum cleaner?

Worrall's Slutty Little FABER Test @pjfabulous.itch.io · 4d ago

I have blocked this loser begging for money for weeks now. They keep making new accounts with the same handle and same pinned post. There's no way to report spammers on bsky? I mean I'll keep blocking but it's asinine that this piece of shit is allowed to continue begging for money for his fake son.

A fake account begging for money. The account handle is 'A plea for life 💔 I'm a father begging you to save my son.' This guy constantly spams his scam for money to ave his fake son by making new accounts after you block him.

Worrall's Slutty Little FABER Test @pjfabulous.itch.io · 4d ago

Watching the Manchester derby because big Norwegian man put ball in net = happiness

Worrall's Slutty Little FABER Test @pjfabulous.itch.io · 5d ago

Jesus H Christ. www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...

Trump touches a nerve while in Ireland by saying reunification would be 'fantastic'

At a meeting with Irish Prime Minister Micheál Martin in Dublin, Trump said he would love to see the reunification of the Republic of Ireland with the United Kingdom's Northern Ireland.

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Worrall's Slutty Little FABER Test @pjfabulous.itch.io · 5d ago

I really have to give a shout out to whoever voted for Aaron James, an unused sub. 🙃🫠

Wrexham Thirst Section@wxmthirstsection.bsky.social · 5d ago

Six-nil. The football offered very little, so the ballot did what it had to do: Dobson, O’Hare, a ponytail, a training top, the fans, and the abyss all received due consideration. The Thirst Section has submitted its findings. 🔥👇 #WTSMOTM #WxmThirstSection #WrexhamAFC #WxmAFC #AskWxm

O’Hare found Whiteman for a blocked effort, then Ekomié crossed for Imray to shoot wide. Imray had another blocked, Whiteman tried again from distance, and O’Hare slipped Dobson into the box for yet another blocked shot. By halftime it was 2–0, but Dobson had at least put himself in the voting conversation while O’Hare was already manufacturing reasons for Thirst Section attention.

Sam Smith won a free kick almost immediately after the restart, then O’Brien and O’Hare both drew fouls as Wrexham tried to get something moving. By 63’ it was 4–0. At 67’, Kaboré, Moore, Matty James and Hyam came on, with Dobson among those departing. Three Dobson votes took the lead, while George Dobson’s Ponytail collected its own vote because apparently the hair maintained composure even when the rest of us had lost ours.

O’Hare kept going, winning another free kick before Whiteman had a late shot blocked. Hyam headed wide from a Whiteman corner, Moore and Kaboré won late free kicks, and almost the final action saw Vyner head down for O’Hare, whose shot was blocked. Two O’Hare votes for continuing to present himself for duty while the scoreboard became increasingly obscene feels entirely defensible. Doyle and Sam Smith each picked up a vote too.

Then the write-ins took over. The Comms Team, including Mark, Mia and Andy, got votes for keeping everyone somewhat sane. I abstain chose peace. The deep abyss of pain and woe chose accuracy. Aaron James and James McClean arrived without match receipts. bubbles was emotional punctuation. The fans. For watching that mess deserved hazard pay. The Summer of ’25 was nominated like evidence in an inquiry. my self-control somehow survived. Josh Windass’ training top still generated more heat than the football. Arthur Okonkwo received a vote from another dimension entirely. Some ballots track performance. This one documented the stages of grief-induced thirst. 🔥

Wrexham Thirst Section @wxmthirstsection.bsky.social · 5d ago

Your West Ham v Wrexham Thirst Section podium. 🔥 🏆 George Dobson 🥈 Callum O’Hare & The Comms Team 🥉 a 13-way tie for survival Six goals conceded, one independently nominated ponytail, and a ballot that responded to trauma by becoming art. #WTSMOTM #WxmThirstSection #WrexhamAFC #WxmAFC #AskWxm

George Dobson's body is caught converting itself into forward momentum.

His torso is pitched aggressively over the ball, chest angled down and forward while the shoulders counter-rotate around the run. One shoulder drives ahead, the other pulls back, and that twist through the upper body makes the shirt work extremely hard across his chest and upper arms. Both elbows are bent, hands loose rather than clenched, because everything above the waist is balancing what the legs are doing underneath.

And the legs are doing a LOT. The hips are turned into the stride, one thigh driving forward while the trailing leg stretches long behind him, giving us that full uninterrupted line from hip through quad, knee, calf and ankle. The planted leg is visibly loaded, thigh and calf engaged to hold his weight while he keeps the ball close, and the rear calf is taut from pushing off. His centre of gravity is low and slightly forward, so the whole body reads as controlled acceleration rather than merely running. He is leaning into the next touch before the current one has quite finished. 🔥

The cruel part for the Thirst Section is that even in a match we would all happily place into a locked box and sink beneath the sea, somebody has apparently arranged for that much shoulder, chest, thigh and calf to be photographed under full athletic load.

So now we have to process a 6–0 defeat while his kit is stretched across a rotating torso and both legs are making an extremely persuasive argument for the continued existence of football photography.

Cardiovascularly, this is unhelpful.

Emotionally, worse.

Kit-survival status: shirt holding. Shorts under considerably more operational pressure.

Thirst Section composure: substituted. 🔥

Wrexham Thirst Section @wxmthirstsection.bsky.social · 5d ago

60 Minutes to vote for the Wrexham Thirst Section Man of the Match! All Wrexham supporters with a bsky account are invited to vote. No login required. #WTSMOTM #WxmThirstSection #WrexhamAFC #WxmAFC #AskWxm P.S. Plz kill me.

Wrexham Thirst Section@wxmthirstsection.bsky.social · 6d ago

🗳️The Wrexham Thirst Section Ballot’s available, Thirsties! Click-thru to crown your #WTSMOTM for West Ham vs Wrexham. Available til 60 min after final whistle. Vote based on performance, appearance, celebration style; you decide. #WxmThirstSection #WxmAFC #AskWxm forms.gle/7oX7Tjv9aGn9...

Worrall's Slutty Little FABER Test @pjfabulous.itch.io · 5d ago

I didn't even see the last half because I got pulled into a work meeting. Just looked up the final score and got hit with this IN MY FACE. J. F. C. ON A CRACKER.

Screenshot of the full-time score from Championship Round 7 at London Stadium: West Ham United 6–0 Wrexham. West Ham scorers were Bowen 28’, Piroe 37’, Mavropanos 48’, Castellanos 63’, Kanté 76’, and Solomon 82’.

Wrexham Thirst Section @wxmthirstsection.bsky.social · 6d ago

26/27 #WTSMOTM Voting Ballot

We are the Wrexham Thirst Section @wxmthirstsection.bsky.social‬❤️‍🔥 — the Chaos Collective living for every touch, tackle, and celebration that gets our pulses racing. ‪ We gather on Blue Sky to cele...

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Worrall's Slutty Little FABER Test @pjfabulous.itch.io · 6d ago

Now I am become Cheese, the Destroyer of Lunch 🧀☢️* *Fourth day of quesadilla for lunch.

Rathbone’s Warming Blanket @enicolaou.bsky.social · 6d ago

Championship MD: That London Edition. Threw on my Gold Dragon hoodie this morning and figured I’d give the yellow kit a try—definitely matches the sunshine here. Can’t possibly be as soggy in London as it was in Wales on Tuesday, right? How are we feeling, Reds? #askwxm

Disney’s Mark Griffiths @askwxm.bsky.social · 6d ago

It’s West Ham v #wxmafc tonight! Quite the prospect, but let’s keep it in perspective! #askwxm #wxmtrek

Worrall's Slutty Little FABER Test @pjfabulous.itch.io · 6d ago

Hi. It me screwing up my fantasy leagues by not noticing my Vice Captaincies were set to my goal keepers this whole time. 🏆

Worrall's Slutty Little FABER Test @pjfabulous.itch.io · 6d ago

Vote Jack Marriott in for the Sky Bet League One Goal of the Month www.efl.com/news/2026/se...

Cast your vote for August's Sky Bet Goal of the Month

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Worrall's Slutty Little FABER Test @pjfabulous.itch.io · 6d ago

This game is messing with my eyeballs because the U of M home uniforms are the same colors as the FAMU uniforms just alternating jersey and game pants colors. The field is covered in orange and white and my eyes my eyes.

Racecourse Ramble @racecourseramble.bsky.social · last wk.

Shameless favour time 😂 Racecourse Ramble has somehow been nominated for TWO Football Content Awards 🏆 Best Club Content Creator – Football League 🏆 Best Podcast – Football League If you’ve got 30 seconds, we’d really appreciate a vote ❤️ 👉 footballcontentawards.com/voting #WxmAFC #AskWXM

Rathbone’s Warming Blanket @enicolaou.bsky.social · 7d ago

Championship MD -1: What Day Is It? Edition. Holiday weekend, extended international break, and unpredictable weather are all conspiring to keep me off balance. Fingers crossed that our lads are adjusting better than I am—how are we feeling, Reds?? #askwxm

Worrall's Slutty Little FABER Test @pjfabulous.itch.io · last wk.

Guess who just got gifted opening day tickets? It me! Leaving work early because I am *cough* coming down with something *cough*. LFGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seattle Seahawks Mascot Cheering

Alt: Seattle Seahawks Mascot Cheering because it's opening day for the NFL and we need to kick some Patriot ass!

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Wrexham Thirst Section @wxmthirstsection.bsky.social · last wk.

Wingbacks blowing things up from both sides. Kaboré supplied the cross, Ekomié attacked it. Doyle kept turning up everywhere, and “My acupuncturist” sent a CV in for the physio team. The Thirst Section has submitted its findings. 🔥👇 #WTSMOTM #WxmThirstSection #WrexhamAFC #WxmAFC #AskWxm

Wrexham started brightly. Doyle forced an early save with a header, Cleworth helped create another chance for Moore, and Kaboré was already causing trouble down the right, setting up Windass before picking up a booking for a tumble the referee did not buy.

Burnley began finding more room and eventually Amdouni finished a through ball to put them ahead. Soon after, Cleworth was forced off injured 🥺, with Vyner replacing him.

Wrexham kept pushing. Matty James tested the keeper, Kaboré fired narrowly wide, and Doyle sent a cross in for Windass, whose effort missed. Then Windass was forced off injured before the break 🥺, which suddenly made the write-in “My acupuncturist” feel less like a joke and more like a staffing proposal.

After the restart, O’Hare and Rathbone came on and Wrexham found fresh energy. Ekomié started driving down the left, then Kaboré delivered from the right and Ekomié powered in the equaliser with a header. Wing-back to wing-back. One supplied, one attacked it, and WTS composure briefly ceased to be operational.

Sam Smith replaced Moore soon after. Wrexham kept pressing, with James finding O’Hare, Whiteman trying his luck, Rathbone forcing a save, Hyam shooting from a tight angle, and O’Hare going close.

Burnley pushed back, Patterson made an important save, and Doyle kept cleaning up while still occasionally appearing in attacking areas like his job description had been written in pencil. Late on, O’Hare kept drawing fouls, Rathbone had another effort blocked, and Doyle was still doing sturdy Doyle things at the other end.

As for the write-ins: James McClean once again appeared without a match receipt, “My acupuncturist” was disturbingly topical, and “Steven Fucking Fletcher” arrived powered entirely by emotional force. Some selections are analytical. Some are spiritual. 🔥

Wrexham Thirst Section @wxmthirstsection.bsky.social · last wk.

Your Wrexham v Burnley Thirst Section podium. 🔥 🏆 Jacques Ekomié 🥈 Issa Kaboré & Callum Doyle 🥉 Sam Smith plus 3 write-ins for glorious chaos Equaliser headed home, scuba deployed in the rain, and WTS cardiovascular services overwhelmed. #WTSMOTM #WxmThirstSection #WrexhamAFC #WxmAFC #AskWxm

Thirsties, the scuba celly has arrived and it was catastrophically effective. He was caught mid-motion, body angled forward, torso pitched into the celebration, shoulders slightly rolled in, chest carried over his hips as the whole frame followed the line of that extended right arm. One hand came up to the face for the scuba detail, the other reached forward to complete the bit, and suddenly this was a full-body performance.

The red shirt clung to the movement, showing the bend through the upper body and the tension in the arms and shoulders, while the rain somehow made the whole thing even more outrageous.

And the lower half was working just as hard. The white shorts sat over fully engaged thighs, one leg stepping through while the other trailed behind on the toe, calves taut, balance held in that perfect split second between stride and pose. Hips drove the motion forward, knees stayed active, and the whole stance had that unmistakable footballer quality of looking loose and powerfully controlled at once.

Nothing about it was static. Even frozen in a photo, you can still feel the momentum: wet turf under the boots, the follow-through of the celebration, the body still humming with adrenaline.

Which means the Thirst Section was never going to survive this. The kit was already under enough pressure without adding rain, muscle engagement, and a themed celly with committed arm work. Red shirt, white shorts, thighs engaged, calves working, torso pitched forward, arms fully committed to the scuba.

Result: elevated heart rate, collapsed decorum, and several Thirsties requiring immediate assistance back to baseline.

Celebratory? Yes. Subtle? Absolutely not. Devastating? Beyond dispute. 🔥

Wrexham Thirst Section @wxmthirstsection.bsky.social · last wk.

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