Here’s how you know if Abdul is a serious person: if anyone wins a primary by about as much as he is going to win, they talk about reaching out. If he doesn’t, he’s just another Bernie moron. Black voters said no. Do the work.
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This just isn’t true. Average Dem Open Seat: Young sorta lib versus sorta DSA or DSA. Average GOP Open Seat: Son of Former Far Right Dude versus Guy Who Says Dinosaurs Weren’t Real.
Zoomer Antimillenarian@surcomplicated.bsky.social · 23h agoWhile the gap between Dem and GOP talent keeps snowballing hard in favor of Dems, there has been an absolute decline in Dem talent, as a delayed effect of the local and state-level wipeouts under Obama.
The uncommitted movement really delivered awesome results for Palestinians and Iranians. Never change.
The most predictable and funniest outcome is Abdul narrowly winning while losing the Black vote decisively. You’d better rent a house in the D and shake every hand you can find and listen.
I mean, yes those are absolutely the two US generals who would sign up for this fascist piece of crap.
Kim Wexler's Ponytail 🐝💛🎗@madisonkittay.bsky.social · 22h agoWhat in the 5x draft-dodging stolen valor AI slop is he doing? Diaper Girl Natalie Harp needs to take away his phone.
Regardless of how it turns out NO HE DIDN’T. It’s like saying I have more fingers on my left hand after counting 8 digits from left to right with a ring finger and a pinky still to report.
The former weather forecaster who was really into pageants is your nominee for governor.
Decision Desk HQ@decisiondeskhq.bsky.social · yesterdayDecision Desk HQ projects Jocelyn Benson wins the MI Governor Democratic Primary #DecisionMade: 9:00 PM EDT
Your local megachurch pastor who molested your sister is the favorite this fall in Kansas.
Decision Desk HQ@decisiondeskhq.bsky.social · yesterdayDecision Desk HQ projects Roger Marshall wins the KS US Senate Republican Primary #DecisionMade: 9:00 PM EDT
Your shop teacher who is missing multiple fingers and has a hair trigger is your nominee for Senate.
Decision Desk HQ@decisiondeskhq.bsky.social · yesterdayDecision Desk HQ projects Adam Hamilton wins the KS US Senate Democratic Primary #DecisionMade: 9:00 PM EDT
The private equity guy who fired all your friends and then demoted you might be the next governor of Kansas.
Decision Desk HQ@decisiondeskhq.bsky.social · yesterdayDecision Desk HQ projects Ty Masterson wins the KS Governor Republican Primary #DecisionMade: 9:00 PM EDT
The guy who sexually assaulted your cousin at a church social won his primary.
Decision Desk HQ@decisiondeskhq.bsky.social · yesterdayDecision Desk HQ projects Rick Brattin wins the MO US House 5 Republican Primary #DecisionMade: 9:03 PM EDT
The lady you got stuck talking to at a PTA meeting whose kids don’t even go to this school and has odd ideas about organic foods won her primary.
Decision Desk HQ@decisiondeskhq.bsky.social · yesterdayDecision Desk HQ projects Rashida Tlaib wins the Michigan US House 12 Democratic Primary #DecisionMade: 9:07 PM EDT
The guy who sold your grandparents a reverse mortgage is in the running to be your next governor.
Decision Desk HQ@decisiondeskhq.bsky.social · yesterdayDecision Desk HQ projects John James wins the MI Governor Republican Primary #DecisionMade: 9:14 PM EDT
The substitute English teacher you thought was kinda cool won his primary.
Decision Desk HQ@decisiondeskhq.bsky.social · yesterdayDecision Desk HQ projects Wesley Bell wins the MO US House 1 Democratic Primary #DecisionMade: 9:17 PM EDT
The guy who matched with you on Hinge who says he’s a “moderate” will be the Republican candidate in MI-10.
Decision Desk HQ@decisiondeskhq.bsky.social · yesterdayDecision Desk HQ projects Michael Bouchard wins the MI US House 10 Republican Primary #DecisionMade: 9:08 PM EDT
Do you mean to tell me a DSA candidate didn’t make any inroads with Black voters and didn’t really even try?
Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio)@kleinman.bsky.social · 24h agoThis is nuts, Stevens is ahead now bsky.app/profile/vote...
Smart people know that you don’t jump out of a properly operating airplane.
Harrison Faigen@faignews.bsky.social · 24h agoBrown said LeBron texted back, “Boy, hell naw,” which I think accurately speaks for the ‘41-year-old, father of three’ broad demographic to the skydiving suggestion. www.libertyballers.com/76ers-news/9...
I mean are you a state or the Holy Roman Empire of the German Nation?
The Downballot@the-downballot.com · yesterdayTwo more GOP amendments go down to crushing defeats, both in MO. #4 would have made future ballot initiatives impossible to pass by requiring winning a majority statewide *and* in each congressional district. #5 would have eliminated the state income tax.
The only man by that name who should get to use that name.
Los Angeles Times@latimes.com · yesterdayJelly Roll announces performing hiatus to 'heal' following divorce from Bunnie XO
I’m going to share anything from the bad place but it’s almost 100% trans hate because they have nothing left so they’re going to pick on kids who just want to play sports and imply women they don’t find attractive are trans and playing in the WNBA. It’s gross and I hope everyone involved dies soon.
Ruocco asked Paul O’Neill if he was a fan of K-Pop Demon Hunters and responded that he prefers Paw Patrol. Of course he does. They’re cops!
People really seem to be a fan of the mediocre reserve guard on Indiana. Were these people also huge Smush Parker fans? Do they stan Keon Ellis?
Wait until the world learns Bernie Moreno was dumb enough to buy a Saturn dealership.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterdaywhoa -- Max Miller on CNN threatens Sen. Bernie Moreno with "exposing a deeply and personal embarrassing matter" after Moreno called for his resignation