all robots should be dancing art fight friendly-fire for @zapzipity.bsky.social
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@plartman.bsky.social
animator, 18yr https://x.com/plarpman?s=21 <-- i post dere
Why's it always the assholes on the left side of the road who don't know how to drive?
I just looked across the bar and saw my own future it was a grim visage.
Mfers will rib you for jamming The Reason by Hoobastank as if it doesn't go so fucking hard it hurts when I pee sometimes.
What is it with my family and nearly suffocating themselves with corn?
If I won the lottery the first thing I would do is have all of my teeth surgically removed.
Radio Head fans will lock you in the disbelief basement just to make you listen to one of their songs.
I can feel the walls closing in but it's okay I'll just prop them apart with my big penis like in star wars.
Need a new hand truck for to haul around my big penis.
Sorry I'm late boss your mother and I were a little busy "celebrating Mother's Day".
i found out i can 2D animate in blender (starring @plartman.bsky.social)
Going to hold a small raffle, the winner will get a sprite anim of their character in the style below (more examples + rules posted below) To enter: - Follow - Repost - Like - Comment the character you want drawn ( No NSFW or weird stuff please! ) Deadline is may 5th
Economy's getting so bad ya gotta suck off 6 guys for a burger now.
