theres a homeless guy by my office so insanely fucked up - cant talk, dick out most of the time, shits in the road - that people call him the zombie. most days he takes the street car to near where i live to panhandle, then commutes back to near my office to buy drugs. he was on my streetcar today
the new spiderman thematically is about the second puberty guys go through at 30
theres a big ass green cube outside lethbridge called the Pilsbaa and every year 100,000 guys from saskatchewan drive around it in circles on atvs chanting
it would be so cool to be near one of those big you know where roads you can look down and see like seven gas stations and eight different fast food places. just so many possibilities
back lifting after a long lay off. not woman related
got such good jays tickets that i have to go in a special entrance…
this the westies show is not even at all making me less racist of irish people
it would be so cool to drive around los angeles in a 1966 corvette stingray convertible at night while being an alien
yo creed dogg six feet is like not that far man. just keep your knees bent jesus christ
i have 20/20 vision but i feel, spiritually, that i need glasses
i dont give a shit about woman hockey or basketball but if there was a professional woman softball league id buy a box
to every woman on a dating app, sincerely: what the fuck are you talking about
i dont care what any one else says or what the law is i steady stay changing the time in the spring and fall til i fucking die
bro chicks fuckin loooooove takin pictures of each other
basically the back rooms is about how yellow is a scary colour
cant watch this cape fear any more. the teen agers are just too intensely dog shit
you know where has invented some good stuff. jazz and that kind of weird southern gay dude that looks and acts like a kewpie doll like that dead politician
man im so glad theres a new larry david show on tv. cant wait to watch more of that guy
at the end of episode one of the cape fear tv show they reveal a guys cut off middle toe and everyone freaks and loses it. what ever
i would never go on one of those shows big brother survivor or whatever. i would 100% be the first contestant to get their head caved in with an idol
taking my self on a date tomorrow to the out door art fair to get mad at all of the ocad students biting on kim dorland, then to red lobster!!