god bless the little hands that mine cobalt for our phone batteries
I don't think @fantano.bsky.social understands how songs are made
I don't think yelling "FUCK YOU!!!" Into a mirror repeatedly is healthy for you
To the tune of Jerkin' Back 'N' Forth by Devo: " You got me kirkin' back and forth"
Fat people when you punch them in the face: "they should make gay porno. WB, get on it!!!"
Flight’s delayed so I’m being normal at the airport. See you soon (hopefully), Chicago!
There's a kid that looks like "my son that I hate" Skater version of it At the bus stop
CNN should try having a roided out anchor. a guy with a neck so thick he can't breathe at night. this would help with ratings.
i wish i could watch a short AI video of some animals playing or something and then read 3k comments of people arguing whether it was AI
On Macklemore's song Ten Thousand Hours, he describes himself as "David Bowie meets Kanye shit." This can only mean he is an antisemite who fucks teenagers
Every single movie I have sampled has had a sample named "Anton" by pure coincidence. I don't know how this keeps happening but it does
I never met Dolly Parton but I always liked knowing she was out there being awesome and trying to make the world better. Now we're left with all these other assholes actively trying to make it worse, and that makes me sad.
my horror novella, An Elegy for the Dark Night's Star, has been shortlisted for something called "The Halfwit Prize"
firing a machine gun indiscriminately into the trees hoping to take out a few cicadas
Apparently spilling a large quantity of water onto a pair of headphones is bad for them, just in case anyone was considering trying it. Don't do it
aoc vs. mr. beast presidential election that comes down to a supreme court decision