Pogney
@pogney.bsky.social
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why IS it called chili? This warms me UP :bowl_with_spoon: :bowl_with_spoon:
Yesterday I put my mango in the fridge because it was Getting too ripe. It doesn't matter what I type, my profile picture makes even the mundane action cool as hell
Tech support I dropped a grape on my computer and it bounced off Am I gonna be ok
How to edit a post I dont want that emoji in my white cheddar grocery post anymore I dont like how it looks at me
It's called Oceanspray because you twist their sharp ass lids and it sprays an ocean of your blood everywhere
I like buying CDs from bands I hate and snapping them over my knee and buying more
just had to use scissors to open a stick of cheese #newlow #rockbottom
why are they called spice girls when they arent even being put into a pumpkin pie
My toaster starts smoking every time I put pencil shavings in it am I even allowed to do ANYTHING
Eating pizza in a white dress shirt. (pizza sauce is red) Living it on the edge. (red sauce stains white shirts) This is the only thrill in life.
