Schlong John Silver
@kastor.sh
blue catboy, software engineer, amateur #pixelart, husband, ffxiv raider, cat dad and unapologetic sex pervert married to @haurchy.bsky.social ❤️ icon by @willowwhisker.bsky.social
i don't like to police genre, but it's not dark academia unless somebody gets squished in one of these bad boys
Hello #ffxiv raiders, my kefka group is looking for a new caster! Schedule: Sat: 11am to 8pm EST Tues: 9pm to 11pm EST Thur: 9pm to 11pm EST We are looking for someone with prog at least at P3, ideally at or past black hole. BLM, SMN, RDM or PCT are all fine. Must be LGBT friendly, chill, etc.
This for me as well. It’s an odd feeling because bad things certainly happened to me because of it. But so did good things. The unsupervised and unrestricted freedom of expression is directly responsible for both my career and my marriage.
this isn't very popular to say, but for me personally, it was good that i had unrestricted internet access when i was a minor. i was aware of what i was doing and enjoyed it. i don't look back on it and go "well that was a mistake", i look back on it and wish i could do it for the first time again
beautiful women named clear demimateria ii are filling my inventory
It is your mission as a human being with taste buds to erase every border
A Better World Is Possible
The fortune carrot you put up for sale in the Crystarium markets has sold for 2,813,000 gil (after fees).
Hello #ffxiv raiders, my kefka group is looking for a new caster! Schedule: Sat: 11am to 8pm EST Tues: 9pm to 11pm EST Thur: 9pm to 11pm EST We are looking for someone with prog at least at P3, ideally at or past black hole. BLM, SMN, RDM or PCT are all fine. Must be LGBT friendly, chill, etc.
am I insane or did the latest bsky update completely break the browser history API
i know this sounds pissy but if you are going to ask me for help with something please make sure you actually need my help if i start helping you & you tell me "oh nevermind" partway in, Im going to assume that means you think my time is worth less than the trivial effort it took to invalidate that
Someone once told me that it's "classist" to advocate for people to have indoor cats because you need to buy them lots of expensive toys. Marcel has been playing with the discarded stem of a fresh green bean for 20 minutes. 🤷♀️
Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
they have different ideas of what The Device means. #judepawgpose feat. @guttersnipe.bsky.social
I hate that this is funny, I'm throwing you into the Device
Bad news. Your “goat” with “hype moments and aura” is currently bouncing on it and moaning a little
One of the things I find so off-putting about AI generated imagery is just how overgreebled it is, it always adds too much detail, and when it comes to trying to depict food, it ends up looking like it's crawling with insects or triggering trypophobia, it's extremely off-putting.
Hey man, maybe just make the sandwiches and take a pic of them.
isnt northern horn that bald streamer you guys really like
Example: Elon Musk has 14 children—and plenty of detractors who are amazed that he could have had sex that many times, or at all. Courts cannot find enough jurors who don’t hate the SpaceX CEO to offer him a fair trial.
No One Wants to Sleep With Billionaires
Wealth used to be helpful in the dating pool, but a growing class of billionaires are proving that money can't buy love.
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Bay Area friends: would you consider opening your home to these two cuddly cats? A friend found them behind a gas station. Their sibling, a black cat, got adopted, but it appears no one likes orange cats. They are being kept in a bathroom for the time being and need a home.
A friend of mine found these three kittens behind a Bay Area gas station. They are tame, vaccinated, and incredibly affectionate. Unfortunately, she's unable to keep them and I'm trying to find them a home. They are at risk of going to a shelter. Bay Area people, are you open to adopting?