A “good luck everyone else!” Morning to anyone else whose company uses Google Cloud to operate 🙃🙃🙃
Paul Ferguson
@pokemonpaul.bsky.social
A lanky Scouser in London. Has unhealthy obsessions with Eurovision, Travelling, Pokemon, JRPGs, and all things Japan. 日本語が話せる背が高いスカウサー
The Russian bot farms are definitely back and making up for lost time
My body is really reminding me that I haven’t had a day off in 3 months this morning 😩
There is something absolutely psychotic about people who still post on Facebook daily like it’s 2012
You would hate to be sitting next to Jerry Hall at breakfast with all the nonsense that comes out her mouth wouldn’t ya #CelebrityTraitors
In the year of our lord 2026 can podcasts please stop advertising the scam that is Better Help. The blind leading the blind of the therapy world.
So I’m torn. Because as a history of the 1381 Peasants Revolt they got like 90% of it right and history teachers of the future will definitely wheel it out when hungover. But then the final 10 minutes turns Garfield into Robin Hood going after Richard II and ruins everything else that comes before 😑
I’ve just seen someone walk into the gym with the big blue IKEA bag as their gym bag and honestly, work.
you know, the voice actor for Biddy Blas has gotta be having the time of their life lmao
The Green Party need to kick out the antisemites and get back to what the party was supposed to be all about: Opposing solar farms and high speed rail.
Why is every motherfucker in the world in Japan right now except me? 😭😭😭😭
I’ve never really bought the “budget” excuse when certain countries withdraw. If San Marino can get the money together I don’t buy that a country like Czechia can’t. Board members with an exclusionary agenda is more the vibe in these cases and not even a boycott agenda just a “I hate that show” vibe
🇨🇿 🔴 BREAKING: Czechia will not take part in #Eurovision 2027. Česká televize says the decision was made "in view of the budget adjustments." The broadcaster confirmed the withdrawal applies to 2027 only, and that it will not air the contest this year.
Counterpoint, no one wants live action remakes of animated films less than 10 years old.
Disney president on why the live-action 'Moana' failed at the box office “It’s so competitive right now ... [and] I think it was hurt by the proximity of the animated ‘Moana 2" Production budget — $250M Marketing budget — ~$120M Final box office — ~$323M Projected to lose the studio over $100M
This is the correct face to make when you here James Blunt talk about buttering his nipples
No Amol, you’re not that “nice warm guy on the news”, you’re a Twat #TheTraitors
Just seen I’ve lowered my student debt by 2K in the last 12 months 💪 but with that rate I’ll have paid it off in the next 12 years which is 3 years off when it would get cancelled anyway 😑😑
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
The other night I heard someone call a Gay YouTube night, “Gay Show & Tell” and I’m still chuckling 😂😂
Absolutely fascinating to see Laura Kuenssberg interviewing Burnham, flailing to adjust her stance to a politician with a moral argument and a positive message, who stands up for his policies and answers her questions clearly. She is getting so agitated at him not playing the game by the 'rules'.
Looking at this travel horror story I googled “BA, Iceland, stranded” to see if anyone had picked up the story but instead found other examples of BA abandoning all its passengers due to medical emergencies on board and the crew running away. Crazy how there seems to be zero procedure for this!
lol my flight got diverted because of a medical emergency and they landed us in reykjavik in the middle of the night and deplaned us and sent us through passport control and then the crew vanished and then british airways sent us links to book an overnight hotel room but for a hotel at heathrow
Is the “taking concerns seriously” in the room with us right now? 🤔 What this actually is, is a Hail Mary that the new online voting which forces you to vote for more than one country stops Israel’s inflated results through its supporters manipulating the maximum votes in the old televote
🇧🇪 Belgium's Flemish broadcaster VRT will take part in #Eurovision 2027. "VRT has noticed that the EBU is now taking its members' concerns seriously and is making work of the future of the contest."