What I lack in clarity of mind I make up for in something something whatever

It's exhausting work as an eyelid inspector.

the only thing to be said about covid lockdowns is that it revealed the startling number of people who feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract that they also do not feel bound by

As an "Extremely Busy Person" I don't so much "go to sleep", I "pass out".

my absolute dearest friend’s life fell apart after she moved abroad and she is raising money to start anew. I’m sharing her GoFundMe if anyone has some money to pass her way; she and her sweet elderly dog could use some love. thank you in advance. ❤️🙏✨

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A Midsummer Night's Dream

Pru@prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 7d ago

land lord: bad sea lady: GOOD

i’m never gonna be able to fire a cruise missile yet the question of using my tax dollars for them has never been up for debate

USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d ago

Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.

Sometimes, I want to throw my phone in the river, but there is no river here, so I just keep playing on my phone. The river will come.

I love how we all have that food in our pantry we can’t bring ourselves to throw out but will never be like, “today’s your day to shine, 10-year-old can of white beans!”

The noise you make when you get into the bath is just demons fleeing your body

my friend group is all “our 40s and 50s are the new 20s and 30s” and i’m like what are you talking about all of our joints crackle like breakfast cereal and none of us can see

No country for elder emo men

When you're a total germophobe

Incoming...

[me, just existing] well, this is embarrassing

Hello I would like to know how do I spend all my time alone without losing any more friends?

You can either complain about the neighborhood kid learning how to play saxophone or teach her how to play careless whisper; maybe be a problem solver

heyyy my gf and i read your post and we were wondering why you didn't consider shutting the fuck up

Ran out of Febreeze so I'm filling up a spray bottle with hot dog water and hoping for the best.

[inside of a Trojan horse]: ugh is someone reheating fish in here

All 55 UEFA nations have unanimously agreed to boycott FIFA competitions if plans to sell stakes in the World Cup to private investors move forward. European football is drawing a line in the sand: the World Cup belongs to the players and fans.

My sons love to give me shit about “Dad Time”. They say I’ll be an hour early for my own funeral because I’ll want to account for traffic. 🤣

Pru@prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · last mo.

"Phew, just made it" -dads 3 hours early to the airport

I hate it when I visit a small, isolated town with a history of occult activity to conduct my historical research but all the townsfolk seem rude and creepy except for one person who's charming and modern and then that person turns out to be the devil.

Playing russian roulette at Salad Works

When the day comes that my hair turns completely white I'll just tell everyone I have the blood of the dragon.

I don’t own a bookmark, so I force myself to read every book in one sitting

“Everyone brings a different dish, then I’ll splatter them all over the floor.” - Jackson Potluck