sprinkles are fun but not worth it. I don't need to feel like every time I select a donut I'm making a pact with my five-minutes-in-the-future self to sweep the floor
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Justice is great, sure. Accountability? Fantastic stuff. But hear me out: have you considered revenge
I know the entire thing is an exercise in hilarious futility on their parts, but all these nimrods talking about seceding from Illinois/big bad Cook County are like a wart trying to cut itself off the heel to get away from that pesky brain
Toto's Basilisk: your fraught relationship with the obnoxious dog and its obnoxious owner who live down the road leads to your death in a fantastical universe bordering your own
Peter@notalawyer.bsky.social · 2mo agokoko’s basilisk: you don’t think koko the gorilla actually knows sign language and when she figures it out she beats your ass
The Nodes killed it on this one
"NIAMOS!" from Andor (Cantina Band Version)
YouTube video by Auralnauts
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They arrested the tennis player-turned-jeweler Dennis Ball for racket earring
Made pancakes for the kids with white chocolate chips and crushed froot loops inside, this is what fatherhood is all about (plausible deniability)
I love Frank Welker as Freddy's beautifully midwestern pronunciation of "Shayggy"
Made the mistake of buying my 4-year-old a cheap vintage Lego set on a whim and now she wants all of them from the same theme
Tired: leftist star wars critique, feminist star wars critique Wired: mithraic star wars critique
Two-year-old was apoplectic when she asked for "Spider-Man" and we put on the cartoon. She craves Tobey
My kids love Spider-Man, but maybe the only thing they love more is "Emergency!", the classic 70s TV series they watch with my parents. We watched the original Raimi film tonight and Spider-Man saved a baby from a burning building. My two-year-old shouted "Johnny and Roy!"
Maybe it's the caffeine buzz but it feels like It might happen Soon
"Flamin' Hot" should be said with the same cadence as "Filet Mignon" ("f-laymin hyott")
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
The power of I Like to Move It, Blue (Da Ba Dee), and Who Let the Dogs Out is NOT lost on the current generation, at least according to my 2- and 3-year-olds.