Aiden Abett

@cheatlines.co

technician, artist, craftist, martian, gardener ||| Busytown, Colorado ||| ᴛʜɪɴɢs ɢᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʜᴏᴛ ᴡᴇ sᴛᴀʏᴇᴅ ᴀs ʟᴏɴɢ ᴀs ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ

You know who was really rudderless? The crew of the HMS Surprise when they had their steering tackle shot away by the treacherous French

Dreamed I was examining a guitar with a typical 90s Ibanez sort of look but on the bridge was a clacky device made of laser cut wood and ball bearings that looked like a bony mechanical tail. I was like “what an unusual guitar” but someone informed me it was an optional clip on accessory

An electric guitar with some kind of bony tail shaker device clipped to the bridge

Remembering when a Twitter demographics fretter guy posted "I can't even imagine how unmarried men over 35 live, what do you do all day" and like 100 pleasant guys responded with their various hobbies and "extra time to think about submarines/the roman empire" etc

I love writing the primary previews even though they're a giant pain in the ass because how else would I be able to share with the world that there's a real American election where the only two candidates on the ballot are named Ford Carr and Bonita Gooch

In my Minnesota days multiple people in my friend group taught high school band which was why I was treated, on a beautiful fall evening, to a marching band and color guard doing a lengthy, somber musical interpretation of the Peshtigo Fire

just cracked a fresh 100 count box of quart freezer bags... one of the many things in my daily life that a roman emperor would be flabbergasted by

sometimes I have a They Live moment where every third post says "Women: They're Just Worse, and It's Time We Admitted It and Figured Out What To Do With Them" and then it snaps back and I go La de da another beautiful day at the Society factory. Anyone else