This is the second-strangest Michael Jackson-themed kids birthday party I've ever been to.

The Dog Whisperer is my new religion.

“I’m just so goddamn fed up with all this,” Gina Small, 29, said in a comment on the U.S. economy that one of her friends assumed was about the world’s ongoing humanitarian crises, another friend thought was about the weaponization of America’s military against its own people.

Everyone In Conversation Under Different Impression As To Which Horrific News Being Discussed

HENDERSON, NV—Solemnly nodding in agreement as they took turns speaking, each person engaged in an intense dinner conversation at a local restaurant Tuesday was reportedly under an entirely different ...

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I still have questions after the Gabby's Dollhouse movie.

It's gonna be one of those decades.

Outlook for the new year ...

I have a couch.

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I miss my couch.

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Ugh. Don't make me hate the Rush Hour movies now.

If you're a federal employee, your landlord can't terminate your lease for unpaid rent during the shutdown. We have a sample notice explaining the legal basis for this—plus a letter in case you were already mistakenly served an eviction notice—at www.lacsn.org/shutdown.

What’s the worst that could happen?

Mine in the October 27, 2025 issue of The New Yorker

Amazon!

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Never be profa.

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At my lowest moments, when it seems things can't get any worse, I remember there are still five to seven more Fox News hosts who haven't yet been put in charge of essential institutions far beyond their experience and empathy.

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

Sheryl Crow is a national treasure.

"Go to your nearest café and look to your left, then to your right. A hundred percent of those people are slathering me across sentences like adding more cheese to a risotto that’s already drowning in parmesan."

The Em Dash Responds to the AI Allegations

“In recent months, a curious fixation has emerged in corners of academia: the em dash. More specifically, the apparent moral panic around how it is...

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I'll defend Superman Returns to my grave.

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Things can only get better from here. Or worse. They'll get better or they'll get worse.

I have room in my brain for the names of, maybe, four more Pokémon, but that's it.

With a few minor differences, Hannah Montana and Smallville are the same show, right?

Alright, I'm back into it.