Pond Hag

@pondhag.bsky.social

aka bilesprite | 32 | they/them

these folks did that shit with their dog where they make her sit pretty and put a treat on her nose and make her wait with it balanced there and honestly that's fucking RUDE

Midsommar is a movie about how ignoring your american individualist mindset and accepting and indulging in your curiosity of other cultures WILL get you brutally murdered

i have such a strong cringe response and am teeming with shame so there are some jobs I could never do because they make you wear a dumb little outfit

it will rain the whole week i'm gone. This is bad because I love the rain. However, I will use this as an opportunity to stoke superstition in my coworker's hearts. Lo, the heavens weep at my parting! Only when I shine my countenance upon thee again shall you witness the sun do the same!

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hey so i hadn't used bluesky much till now and the thing is there's a good amount of furry porn on my discover page is that my fault like did I teach the algorithm this somehow or is that just how it is over here

yesterday I become enamored by a boy and I envisioned our life together in my mind's eye and we talked about horror films and he complimented my nails and he was 24 years old and I felt like a cougar and i could never provide for him so I will be moving on with my life