The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - An Extended Look premieres on Poob Friday, September 11 at 8:00pm ET. In partnership with @nintendooamerica.bsky.social.
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The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - An Extended Look premieres on Poob Friday, September 11 at 8:00pm ET. In partnership with @nintendooamerica.bsky.social.
That's it, we must be out of fucking movies because we've reached Orgazmo. Go watch that I guess. Or don't. I don't care. I make minimum wage.
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Fun fact: Poob started as a VHS rental company in 1992! Our CEO Peter Oobus traveled door to door in a purple Ford Transit with only a single copy of Gremlins 2: The New Batch (pictured) for the entire city of Knockemstiff, Ohio to share.
One of the interns suggested we implement AI suggestions and upscaling to the Poob website so we shot him 47 times in the chest.
John Wick enters the Sonic Drive-In Sonic Employee: Good afternoon, Mr. Wick. Wick holds up a coin: I need your finest Employee: Of course, sir *Pulls out long chili dog from the back kitchen* John Wick: Thank you *slops on coney dog* Helen loved these.
You ever sit down at a weird angle and accidentally crush one of your testicles? Stream Bluey on Poob today. #BlueyBalls
We've partnered with Grubhub and are now selling official Poob Popcorn (Poopcorn), delivered directly to your door and ready for your movie nights. Check it out now!
We're excited to join with our new co-development partners @nintendooamerica.bsky.social to bring you the very best of what Poob Game Studios has to offer. Titles such as The Ooze 2 and Super Garry-Oh will be released exclusively for the Nintendo Switch 2™️ family of systems.
Nintendo of America@nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 2w agoLots of games appeared in the latest #NintendoDirect! Which ones are you most excited about?
WE'RE BACK FOR MORE [[CAST ANNOUNCEMENTS]] INTRODUCING: The Rizzler as LANCER Kate McKinnon as QUEEN Eric Andre as SPAMTON Robert Pattinson as TENNA
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We're turning Poob into a roguelike called 'poobrogue.' where you have to pick one of three random movies when you boot the website up if you want to unlock more of our library.
Sorry, we could only get the rights to Decade with the English dub and a playthrough of the Sega CD game "The Masked Rider: Kamen Rider ZO"
vic! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ@gizmouse.bsky.social · 2w agofuuck they took down all toku websites. @poobtv.bsky.social can you add all kamen rider and sentai shows to poob please
Gonna make it so all Poob subscribers have to watch Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children before they're allowed to write reviews so that way we know they understand ball.
Do you think we could get someone to make a movie about that old Windows XP pinball game everyone used to play but suck at?
In order to combat illegal group viewings using our service, as of August 1st, subscribers will need to verify how many viewers are watching Poob content using a compatible webcam. Screen share software detection will also be implemented. If we catch you password sharing we'll fucking kill you!
We had to ban someone from the official Poob Minecraft server for building Hulu logos that blocked out the sun and spawned a billion creepers.
I'm seeing double, TWO SCRUNTS! A new animated time-travel adventure starring twice the Scrunt is coming soon, with Seth Rogen returning for the first time in 20 years to reprise his role as Classic Scrunt. Watch it day one on Poob. #NextOnPoob
To celebrate the upcoming release of Kingdom Hearts IV, we have partnered with Disney and Square Enix to preserve one of the most integral and important parts of the story, ready for you on Poob. A Let's Play of Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days filmed with a 2005 camcorder will be available tomorrow!
Noticing an influx of users searching for "Family Guy Funny Moments". From here on, any account caught searching this term will be charged $20 per infraction.
He's the one with the Mercedes Benz. Hope this helps.
tonybox@8treho.bsky.social · 3w agobro WHO is Ralsei
It’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thank you for listing all 3,407 movies and TV shows on Poob”
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Poob@poobtv.bsky.social · last mo.DELTARUNE: The Animated Series. COMING SOON. #NextOnPoob
We commissioned an animated series based on Ace Combat thinking we'd get a cool Top Gun style cartoon that'd be great to watch while high but I think the director misunderstood because they gave us a horror show where a hundred asexual people with Battle Royale collars fight to the death.