( Window crack. This little fucking shit… Making fun of him is one thing. He could take it. After all, he *is* a sad clown who copes with making ducks all day and is a poor excuse of a king. He knows that. He tells himself that all the time. But to bring up his daughter, especially his wife is—

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𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘰 𝘋𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯.@shadowmarionette.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Not as poorly as your marriage. Or what's left of your relationship with your daughter.

Hold up, there buckaroo, and let you wreak havoc unsupervised? NO WAY, PAL! Someone’s gotta make sure you’re not giving my daughter and her crew a hard time and it’s gonna be me. Of course, you’d know what it’s like to be underground. Hey, how’s that radio show of yours doing? Poorly? As suspected.

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𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘰 𝘋𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯.@shadowmarionette.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Oh, but you don't really have to, do you? You can always go back to the funny little circus you came from and wait another few hundred years.

Obviously, I haven’t died. ( Except on the inside ). Though I’d argue I’m more in the position of watching the afterlife here. Which, unfortunately, includes you.

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𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘰 𝘋𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯.@shadowmarionette.bsky.social · 8mo ago

... ( He casually shrugs. ) Can't argue with that. I'll leave it to the expert. Of course, his majesty would know —everything— about feeling alive.

Time to go a-deer huntin’.

Yap yap yap, not listening to this from a walkin’, talkin’ corpse. Though my guess is you never felt more alive than being down here! Kinda sad, really.

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𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘰 𝘋𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯.@shadowmarionette.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Still alive? That's a much shorter time than the last, your majesty. A new record!

Aw, I missed you too. (Not)

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘰 𝘋𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯.@shadowmarionette.bsky.social · 9mo ago

It's not always about the screams and the splatter. I'm quite fond of the pretty things, too.

[[ @shadowmarionette.bsky.social HEY BITCH BITCH GUESS WHAT HOLY FUCK

[[ HOLY FUCKING SHIT I GOT THIS ACCOUNT BACK NO FUCKING WAY

I— Huh? What? ( Was that a compliment? It sounded backhanded… but he didn’t exactly sense any mockery. ) … You really think they are beautiful? Truly?

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*It was.* But unlike SOME people— ( Glaring at him for his insult over his attempt earlier. ) I can’t insult the arts when I see there is passion and dedication behind it; especially when.

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Oh. Oh that’s— … *FUCK, he’s good.* That’s… impressive… good job!

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I like to experiment every now and then.

It fucking sucks, he says… I’d like to see HIM try then! Pompous fucker!

It fucking sucks

Drew a self portrait! ⭐️✨

did he just follow me?

THEM BOOTS ARE TOO BIG FOR YOUR GODDAMN FEET!

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘰 𝘋𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯.@shadowmarionette.bsky.social · 10mo ago

Oh. I'm shaking in my boots.

I’m reporting this and your account.

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘰 𝘋𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯.@shadowmarionette.bsky.social · 10mo ago

I cannot. I do not know how.

I MEANT TO SEND THAT TO SOMEONE ELSE—

WHAT THE FUCK I DELETED THAT SHIT ON MY END WHY DID YOU STILL GET IT???

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘰 𝘋𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯.@shadowmarionette.bsky.social · 10mo ago

Charlie. Throw this blasted pixel brick back to the pits of hell where it belongs. I think it's broken.

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☽°. * ✧ ~@twintales.bsky.social · 11mo ago

But you hold your ground , though your kingdoms in flames ..

Is this that ‘projection’ Charlie talked about before? Hoo boy! Now now, no need do all of that, especially towards me. Next group therapy session is in less than thirty minutes. Air out that dirty laundry. Literally.

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𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘰 𝘋𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯.@shadowmarionette.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Mm. I'd expect as much from someone who has only ever shared joy and merriment in silence with the ghosts of his past.

Well I was SO thankful that I didn’t have to hear your grating voice for the time I was gone. Had me some inner peace for once— something you could use more, I’m sure.

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𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘰 𝘋𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯.@shadowmarionette.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Thanksgiving. Social awareness. A masterclass in paying attention.

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vi. the lovers@fatecalls.bsky.social · 11mo ago

A king's fortune... but at what cost?

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☽°. * ✧ ~@twintales.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Because this is the moment you realize something inside you is 𝖇𝖗𝖔𝖐𝖊𝖓 𓈒 And it can 𝖓𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗 be 𝐟𝐢𝐱𝐞𝐝 𓈒

WOOHOOHOO! After all the time spent on perfecting this fantasma-duck, I am finally ready to SAY—! W-wait, I’m seeing some new faces, who are… some of you? All of you? No seriously, what’d I miss?

Isn’t there supposed to be some human holiday going on today? Something about a turkey, stuffing.. am I getting that right?

[[ i have dms proving this wrong

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘰 𝘋𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯.@shadowmarionette.bsky.social · 12mo ago

✧ i hate alastor hazbin hotel

“You really shouldn’t.”

𝑨𝒑𝒑𝒍𝒆 𝑷𝒊𝒆 𝑹𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒃𝒐𝒘@rainbowspapers.bsky.social · 12mo ago

". . . . .I should pull a all nighter"