( Oh. Did he hit a nerve? A shame. He didn't even get to wave goodbye. Just like any other human soul in hell, there —were— some things Alastor held dear, even if he hid it better than most. If anyone were to ask, he'd say he was simply retaliating in kind. +

— 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 .ᐟ.ᐟ@popsphoros.bsky.social · 8mo ago

( With that said, he poofs away. )

Not as poorly as your marriage. Or what's left of your relationship with your daughter.

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— 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 .ᐟ.ᐟ@popsphoros.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Hold up, there buckaroo, and let you wreak havoc unsupervised? NO WAY, PAL! Someone’s gotta make sure you’re not giving my daughter and her crew a hard time and it’s gonna be me. Of course, you’d know what it’s like to be underground. Hey, how’s that radio show of yours doing? Poorly? As suspected.

Oh, but you don't really have to, do you? You can always go back to the funny little circus you came from and wait another few hundred years.

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— 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 .ᐟ.ᐟ@popsphoros.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Obviously, I haven’t died. ( Except on the inside ). Though I’d argue I’m more in the position of watching the afterlife here. Which, unfortunately, includes you.

... ( He casually shrugs. ) Can't argue with that. I'll leave it to the expert. Of course, his majesty would know —everything— about feeling alive.

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— 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 .ᐟ.ᐟ@popsphoros.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Yap yap yap, not listening to this from a walkin’, talkin’ corpse. Though my guess is you never felt more alive than being down here! Kinda sad, really.

Still alive? That's a much shorter time than the last, your majesty. A new record!

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— 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 .ᐟ.ᐟ@popsphoros.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Aw, I missed you too. (Not)

It's not always about the screams and the splatter. I'm quite fond of the pretty things, too.

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( He can't help but roll his eyes. For all of Lucifer's bravado, his obvious insecurity is almost laughable. The sin of ℙℝ𝕀𝔻𝔼, and 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 is what it looks like. If Alastor were someone else, he might find it endearing. But as it stands, he's in 𝙣𝙤 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 to indulge the King's frailties. +

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I— Huh? What? ( Was that a compliment? It sounded backhanded… but he didn’t exactly sense any mockery. ) … You really think they are beautiful? Truly?

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@popsphoros.bsky.social mamamo green

Alastor hums in mild amusement. He's well aware of this little demon's role in Vox's defeat, but one can never be too careless. "Are you not his employee?" His voice is light and airy in a way that makes him sound welcoming. However, his gaze betrays no warmth.

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Elysia@protectivehoney.bsky.social · 9mo ago

"Well, luckily for me there are more obvious figures in our grand plan," he said, crossing his arms, "I was as least discreet... least until that blasted death ray started firing. I always knew Vox was off his rocker."

"Do you plan to go alone?" Short and simple. "Because if you are, that might be your worst idea yet."

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Lucifer Morningstar@releasetheducks.bsky.social · 9mo ago

"... I believe I know what you are talking about, and... that's a good reason why I would like to talk to her first. I might have heard one or two things of course from other demons." He stops for a moment, noticing the shift in tone, humming a bit. "You can go ahead and ask your question."

...You have the power and creativity to manifest the most beautiful works of art mankind will ever know in the blink of an eye. Why pretend to be normal now?

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That sounded painful.

Oh. Oh that’s— … *FUCK, he’s good.* That’s… impressive… good job!

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It fucking sucks, he says… I’d like to see HIM try then! Pompous fucker!

I like to experiment every now and then.

THAT’S NOT CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM.

[ work tomorrow. more replies soon, my loves. thank you again for your patience 🙏😭

"Spare me the words of comfort, my dear. I've no need for it." Alastor waves a dismissive hand at that. Since Pentious didn't seem to harbor any hostility behind those words, he kept his own tone even. +

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Stolas@midnight-0wl.bsky.social · 9mo ago

"I know you can outsmart him," he replied, attempting to sooth, "You are clever and resourceful." Much like himself, but he wouldn't say that. Now was not the time to boast.

「 𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆-𝐀-𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆-𝐀-𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆! 」 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 ʀᴜʙʙɪꜱʜ, ʟᴏᴠᴇ, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙔𝙊𝙐, 𝚊𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚙𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚞𝚙 𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝑺𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑲𝑳𝑬 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝔽𝕆ℝ 𝕐𝕆𝕌! ↓ ♡ + ⟳ ↓ #HazbinHotelRP

"Mad scientist, bitch! Hahaha!" - Baxter ( ♡ + ↻ )

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Oh? Now, who is this tiny newbody? Alastor has seen him around during the battle against Vox, but he never got to formally meet him. "Mm, yes. Every victory...—" and every mistake, "shines best when you stand out from the crowd."

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Elysia@protectivehoney.bsky.social · 9mo ago

"Except me. I get to be blue," Baxter smiles, proud of this fact.

[ 4:40 am... replies to long threads tomorrow afternoon for me, hopefully. :) thank you for your patience! Have a lovely day, everyone. ♡

"Roses are red. Violets are red. Sugar is red. Everything is red. Because we are in hell."

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