You're as safe as you can be. Your feature was announced this week, so any shade you throw is considered flirting or theory fodder.

@𝐊𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐦𝐬@galarianvenom.bsky.social · 3d ago

And if any of you bitches come at me for this, know that I'm legally joking, I didn't mean it, and I was hacked.

I can't get her to stop calling herself this.

⭒˚.⋆ 𝙢𝙞𝙧𝙧𝙤𝙧, 𝙢𝙞𝙧𝙧𝙤𝙧 .@imagorambo.bsky.social · 3d ago

ㅤ huntr/x’s chudling 😏 ㅤ

I worry I'll wake up one day and Klara will have a cult. Not a cult following; just a cult of people looking for direction drawn in by her charisma.

@𝐊𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐦𝐬@galarianvenom.bsky.social · 3d ago

#FlashbackFriday to when I was still struggling to find my place in the world. Never let anyone tell you you're a failure or that you're not gonna make it. Not only are they fucking wrong, they're not as good looking as you anyway so their opinion automatically means less.

laylily AU where Thea became a pro-trainer instead of a contest performer.

"Hm? Sorry, no autographs today. If it's a beach party, that means I'm not working. But I might be down for some volleyball after my mandatory lounging time."

You may have the best eye roll I know. It's a talent

@𝐊𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐦𝐬@galarianvenom.bsky.social · last wk.

Is that a euphemism? It sounds like a euphemism.

You actually couldn't pay me enough to join a dating app. I'm not subjecting myself to that and the dumpster fire of the internet dissecting my profile.

laylily Okay, because I find it amusing to have 200 (In Universe) songs now titled for Thea, pick a random number between 1 and 200 and I'll give the title and try to come up with a line or two from the song.

If Polaroids weren't meant to write little lyrics on, they wouldn't have the white part at the bottom.

Riley ✌️@rad.poke.surf · 4w ago

laylily Okay, because I find it amusing to have 200 (In Universe) songs now titled for Thea, pick a random number between 1 and 200 and I'll give the title and try to come up with a line or two from the song.

I get into one stable, healthy private relationship for once, and the world around me devolves back to my Bodyheat Era. I am not emotionally avoidant enough to capitalize on this.

Cassidy@pokeheresy.bsky.social · 4w ago

Situationship stocks are currently on the rise, I fear

laylily How do you like your yuri, Pokéfans? Angsty? Toxic? Tragic? Maybe even... Doomed?

laylily Stolen from @carnelianrose.bsky.social ! (I was tempted to put like 3 Citrus characters, but it's mostly pieces of them, so I didn't want to give them spots. But if you take Yuzu's general demeanor and Mei's insecurities and struggles with healthy affection, you roughly get one Thea.)

She had to debut eventually; she wants to perform, and I don't have it in me to keep her hidden. The crowd expected a special guest, but they kinda freaked when tonight's star of the show made her appearance. At least this little diva definitely made the debut of "Above the City Lights" memorable!

She had to debut eventually; she wants to perform, and I don't have it in me to keep her hidden. The crowd expected a special guest, but they kinda freaked when tonight's star of the show made her appearance. At least this little diva definitely made the debut of "Above the City Lights" memorable!

In any other region, this would just be someone insulting a coworker. Kalos is a wild place.

S. KILDUNN@lookergazette.bsky.social · 4w ago

Oh, good, the clown is here.

Okay, I finally have ALMOST the full track list for Snapshots, but I've run into an issue: The twentieth song of this album would be my 200th released song. That feels so big, I don't even know how to approach picking a song that realistically caps this part of my career and, frankly, my life.

As a public figure, Thea has to be a little more candid about certain topics. (Ignore some of her songs from Bodyheat.)

This is actually the funniest thing I've seen today.

@𝐊𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐦𝐬@galarianvenom.bsky.social · last mo.

??? The fucking SPONSORS can read these post??

What an offer! But I think I'll always be more of a contest girl at heart. I don't turn down good food, though. I'll hold onto that offer, thank you!

Cassidy@pokeheresy.bsky.social · last mo.

Now you’re the one being too kind! If you ever have the time, please come visit Medali! We’re known for our food, and I’d be happy to let you run my Gym Challenge for a bit if you’re ever curious to see how things run on this side of things.

Sure! It's always nice meeting gym leaders. You're all such pillars of your communities. Well, most of you. (Maybe with a notable pink exception.)

Cassidy@pokeheresy.bsky.social · last mo.

That sounds incredible… and reminds me I really ought to travel more and broaden my horizons. Oh! Before I forget, could I ask for an autograph and selfie? Just a little something I can display at the gym to let the challengers know I have excellent taste.

"No one cares about the crystals." Date a witch and you'd never say that. Those girls love their shiny rocks.

When people say they really enjoyed Gardens and Bloom, I assume they're a romantic, or at least enjoy songs with a positive energy. When people say their favorite albums are Poison Ivy or Fabled, I worry that they are overdue for a therapy appointment.

Okay, you're being very sweet. Thank you. Gardens in Bloom is always going to be pretty special to me, too. And working on The Archer during my time in Korea was incredibly formative. Glad to see it's being appreciated.

Cassidy@pokeheresy.bsky.social · last mo.

D-Did THEE Thea Swift just respond to me? … Oh my god, oh my god, OH MY GOD! Hi, huge fan! I loved Gardens in Bloom and your press tour for The Archer!

Some real hot takes on the timeline today. Mega Evolution would be the best if every Pokémon had the capacity for it. Terastalization is probably the best overall special Pokémon form. Dynamax requires a whole ass stadium and infrastructure.

Cassidy@pokeheresy.bsky.social · last mo.

Am I supportive of Klara’s self-empowerment take? Absolutely!!! I love how she was willing to let it all out and will always stan an unapologetic queen! But WHY is nobody talking about her Dynamax take 😭😭😭? Mega Evolution sucks too! Terastallization is CLEARLY superior!

I definitely hit a bit of a wall trying to figure out the last few songs of this album, but I thought a walk in the rain might set my head right. Also, is it obvious I've committed to no new haircuts until I finish?

Seems like a great day for Paldea and a rough one for Kalos. (My goodness, did all the teams I could root for evaporate quick.)

I may not be the picture of patriotism, but I do adore fireworks. We kinda went through a whole pack of sparklers this weekend, too.