Time is an illusion and I was very conscious of how long I lived in Hoenn. Just because I have also lived in Sierra for a comparable period of time doesn't erase that I am Hoenn born and raised. Besides, Frontier City clears any Johtonian city.

ndidi kowalski, esq.@profthemis.bsky.social · last wk.

mm. and might i ask how long it is that you've been living in america, ms. mocha? because i spent the first three years of my life in orre — i'm definitely not american after having lived in johto for 30-something years.

Excuse you. I'm from Hoenn. I'm Hoennian when it's convenient. I just don't go back because that's where my family is and where people know my name.

ndidi kowalski, esq.@profthemis.bsky.social · last wk.

being american exempts you from commenting on which regions are respectable.

If you put Kanto and Johto together, they add up to one relatively respectable region.

New mural in Downtown Frontier City. She looms. She could drown the world. And then she doesn't. (Artist: GlitchedGalaxy)

I can't believe I'm going to this. But she went so far out of her way to invite me.

𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚 𝐬𝐚𝐟𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐧.@wyrdwavess.bsky.social · 3w ago

You are cordially invited.

She could look away, but she couldn't escape. She let an entity back into her life. At this point, Mocha was lucky Giratina didn't wear a cute skirt. (As far as she knew.) Despite everything, Maria still said those three little words, and even used Mocha's real name. Cheater. "My government name?—

𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚 𝐬𝐚𝐟𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐧.@wyrdwavess.bsky.social · last wk.

She endured it all quietly. Even the final jab sent sailing over still-calm seas... and once the meagre waves subsided, did she open her mouth again. "I love you, Momoka."

laylily Okay, because I find it amusing to have 200 (In Universe) songs now titled for Thea, pick a random number between 1 and 200 and I'll give the title and try to come up with a line or two from the song.

Situationship stocks are currently on the rise, I fear

She wished she'd put nothing but hate and intensity into their fucked up tryst, but when they were alone, just Mocha and the darkness, how could she not get swept up? It felt like old times; like she gave up nineteen years of sobriety just to be back where she was as a teenager. Even Maria,—

𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚 𝐬𝐚𝐟𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐧.@wyrdwavess.bsky.social · last wk.

"How do you feel?"

laylily Mocha: I feel a disturbance in the force, like a non-zero number of eyes are watching me revenge bang my ex.

/ reminded myself Maria exists, and she looks like that, so now we all get to indulge. Would you let her hex you? Yes/Yes.

laylily I've said it on Thea, and I'll say it again: I fucking love writing ex-girlfriends.

lotus at 3 in the morning an internal back and forth made reference to Maria having seven evil* competitive battle exes that quinn's gonna have to deal with on the day of the wedding. so of course, being the bit-committer that I am, went radio silent for an hour to catch this shiny beauty.

Mocha didn't reply. She told herself Maria was screwing with her. It wouldn't be outside of the expected. Neither would flying halfway across the globe. Rich girls. Mocha dismissed the thought and went to bed. Morning came, and no new messages. She heaved a sigh of relief, jumping into the shower.

𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚 𝐬𝐚𝐟𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐧.@wyrdwavess.bsky.social · 2w ago

𝗠𝘆 𝗛𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁 📲 I'll be there in the morning. 📲 It'll be good to see you again❤️

laylily How do you like your yuri, Pokéfans? Angsty? Toxic? Tragic? Maybe even... Doomed?

𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗧𝗲𝘅𝘁 📲 Oh? Did my invitation get lost in the mail? 📲 genuine question, I'm shit at checking my mail. 📲 guess I can't go.

𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚 𝐬𝐚𝐟𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐧.@wyrdwavess.bsky.social · 2w ago

𝗠𝘆 𝗛𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁 📲 I haven't received your RSVP yet, @tacticalpivot.bsky.social

Sure, if that's her type. I guess that's not surprising. And I guess, probably, girls who like guys would think he's attractive. She's lucky he graduated the year before us. He missed all the juicy details. He probably doesn't even know; that would be like her... Okay, bitchy moment over.

Hey, fair. I'm not saying it can't outperform. But it is just... unoptimal for the arena. I'd have to reshape my team building too much.

Cassidy@pokeheresy.bsky.social · 2w ago

Pfffft! Says who? Come to the Gym and I’ll show you what it’s all about!

It's kind of a shame that Grafaiai isn't, you know... good. Otherwise, it would be so thematic.

Things that make a woman attractive: ✅️ Double Battling ✅️ Being able to talk Team Comps ✅️ Woman

Okay, but like It's a really good song, tho...

Fair. No reason to rush into a big medical decision unless you're sure you want it. Tits aren't like tattoos. They probably deserve at least a little forethought.

⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𝘽★ᏰᎩ 𝙂ᵤₜₛ ༘⋆@seasaltnawax.bsky.social · 3w ago

ㅤ ㅤi mean, yeah. but shit's a whole process. not tah mention, haven't had em for like, over a decade. ㅤnot sure if i wanna commit to * another permanently altering procedure when i could just, like. stuff a bra or somethin. ㅤ

You are truly on a higher level of gender and medical science needs to get its shit together to catch up with you. Have you considered, ya know, un...deboobing yourself?

⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𝘽★ᏰᎩ 𝙂ᵤₜₛ ༘⋆@seasaltnawax.bsky.social · 3w ago

ㅤ ㅤmy gender is a construct built and perceived by a society incapable of hammering a nail into a wooden board brah. ㅤ

That's tough. I imagine it's hard to find a comfortable way to present just right when your gender slides around the gender graph.

⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𝘽★ᏰᎩ 𝙂ᵤₜₛ ༘⋆@seasaltnawax.bsky.social · 3w ago

ㅤ ㅤi miss my boobs. ㅤ

laylily I absolutely locked Mocha's FC down while the getting was good. Now that the green yuri is getting an anime adaptation next January? Artists are about to go crazy.

Some could argue the intricacies of competitive battling are complex and mysterious. And sexy. Plus, when I'm tagging, I wear a mask. Mystery.

⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𝘽★ᏰᎩ 𝙂ᵤₜₛ ༘⋆@seasaltnawax.bsky.social · 3mo ago

ㅤ ㅤdepends — you think you on some mystery ahh shi ? ㅤ

Hmm, I don't know if I can manage a bingo. I'm not getting a car or packing on muscle, and I can't handle vomit. Not really needy, either. Am I on some mystery ahh shit?

⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𝘽★ᏰᎩ 𝙂ᵤₜₛ ༘⋆@seasaltnawax.bsky.social · 3mo ago

ㅤ ㅤshut up im here ㅤ