Have an idea for a new Star Trek series that takes place on the Federation’s first Pakled diplomatic ship. Entirely Pakled crew, with one Vulcan Federation advisor. They travel the galaxy looking for aliens they can rip-off while the Vulcan drinks himself to death in the bar.

As everyone knows, the best humor is the kind you have to explain.

Fourth of July this year feels a bit like my mom saying "You know, this is probably Nana's last birthday with us..."

It is the dawn of a new era. Hear our battle anthem. Welcome to the new InfoWars.

When you see the story about how the world now has its first trillionaire, and when you see the story about how laboratories in Congo have run out of supplies to test for Ebola, it is important to understand that in many ways these are the same story.

It's not an ecological disaster....it's RETRO!

Arkansas Advocate@arkansasadvocate.com · 4mo ago

Trump to pump $700M into coal power in the states, as he again blasts renewable energy arkansasadvocate.com/2026/06/04/r...

Let's just say that someone is now one starling dick richer.

Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 5mo ago

RFK Jr caught a starling at the Dulles Airport today. I don’t want to know what happened after.

All of us

He never had the money to pay for the ballroom. It was always a scam. We were always going to have to pay for it. They were just waiting for the right moment to hit us with the bill. This is now the time.

An America destroyed by madness was on full display after the chaos of an assassination attempt at the WCHA dinner, in a nation so numb to gun violence and so drunk on corruption that Trump and journalists wanted to party on Gunfire of the Vanities: My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/trum...

Gunfire of the Vanities: Trump dinner shooting defines a violent, unserious America | Will Bunch

Another Trump assassination try leaves dinner guests wanting to party on, in a laughingstock America, numb to violence.

inquirer.com

I've decided to become a one-issue voter and I have decided that this is going to be the issue.

The Fig Economy@figgityfigs.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Make Istanbul Constantinople Again

Baby... When we fuck, the inflatable costume for gender reveal stays on.

Ahhhhh@nerdjpg.com · 6mo ago

Horrifying

The answer is "Republicans".

Koreen Brennan@koreen.bsky.social · 6mo ago

France passed a law requiring solar panels on every parking lot with more than 80 spaces. Equals 10 nuclear reactors Reduces heat island, shades cars The US -- 800 million parking spaces. Most of them are uncovered asphalt sitting in direct sunlight. Why aren't we doing this?

the vibe

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

<insert Principal Skinner meme here>

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 7mo ago

HANNITY: “I left NYC because I would walk into restaurants and see disdain and disgust on people’s faces just because I was in the room.”

the reason he wants to bomb iran is because its penis to bomb things and vagina to be against bombing things, i know its stupid but it really is that simple

Bill Scher@billscher.bsky.social · 8mo ago

“[Trump] has not explained why he has chosen this moment to confront Iran instead of, for example, North Korea, which in the years after Mr. Trump’s failed negotiations in the first term has expanded its nuclear arsenal to 60 or more warheads” www.nytimes.com/2026/02/19/u...

But, um, like, did they even TRY? Even the effort would be appreciated.

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 7mo ago

U.S. CUSTOMS AND BORDER PROTECTION UNABLE TO COMPLY WITH COURT ORDER DIRECTING TARIFF REFUNDS -COURT FILING

This woman seems to be laboring under the delusion that she is beyond reproach and answers to no one, Congress and the American people be damned. This performance alone should be impeachable.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 8mo ago

Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."

This photo just caused me to have a spontaneous abortion. And I wasn't even pregnant. Or a woman.

Alan Franklin@thinkpol.net · 8mo ago

I have a conspiracy theory that Kid Rock and Macaulay Culkin were grown in the same test tube as some kind of multigenerational pop culture psyop. I invite experts to prove me wrong.

Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

Well, my fellow Maine voters. Here is Susan Collins today paying tribute to her boss while holding her MAGA hat.