Tessera

“Suck buddies.”

“All of em!”

"What guys are you meeting who smell like nachos...?" The idea of it caught him off guard, especially considering how he always smelled like the body wash he used.

Makoto まこと@tosaspunk.bsky.social · 2y ago

“Guys are like girls but angrier.”

"Hecks that??"

“Why do guys always smell like nachos?!”

"Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest. Have a look at the headlock here, see that chap over there? he- GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS! This is the bloke who got me on the penis people." "Why did you do this to me, for what reason, what is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?!"

"You're going to do something crazy!" She didn't look into her crystal ball.

𝕯𝖎𝖓𝖗𝖆𝖆𝖑 @draconicflames.bsky.social · 2y ago

"So, little miss fortune teller.. what is gonna happen next?~"

"I'm pretty happy knowing what comes next at all times! Besides, if I don't want to know I can always not look!"

"Then whats the fun of life? Why not dive into the unknown?~"

"I don't really deal with uncertainties!"

"You don't need a crystal ball to tell you who I want to kiss.~"

"I'm just reading the crystal ball, buckaroo!"

"Perhaps."

"Apparently I'm one of them!"

"I want to make out with a lot of people."

𝒮𝑒𝓉𝒽@afracturedmind.bsky.social · 2y ago

"Pretty good!"

“And how accurate are your predictions?”

Sends this to everyone.

“My crystal ball is saying… You really want to make out with me!”

“What if I gave you a little snack?”

"But I'm not a goat, I prefer my actual name." Eye twitch.

“… But Goaty is WAAAY cuter. You have to admit that!”

💢💢 "I have a name! It's Dinraal! And I am the servant to the Goddess of Power." He's trying so hard to hold his anger.

“I’ll name you Goaty!”

💢 "I am not a goat.. I am a Zonai."

“Did that goat just talk?”

Confused Zonai noises. "I don't know you though?"

𝔐𝔢𝔫𝔞𝔱@powerofthoth.bsky.social · 2y ago

“This is a job, by the way. You know I love you guys!~”

“Haha, I hate all of you.”

“You’re weird!”

"Means you're talented and talent takes folks far."

“What is THAT supposed to mean?”

"If I had to take a guess, probably something freaky. Which I get a good feeling about you excelling at."

“Haha, I hate all of you.”

“You don’t even know what they do in Freak Fighter!”

"You'd be tryin' to take the top spot, huh?"

"They should call the next tournament Freak Fighter."

“If I was evil I’d TOTALLY have a cult! It would be a cult dedicated to buying me makeup!”

Anji Mito@zessenwielder.bsky.social · 2y ago

“I’m not even sure what that’s supposed to mean, but thanks I think!”

“The way you’re walking, it’s very unique but also looks impressive! The turn your hips so much looks tiring.” He was impressed by her detail in the way she walked.

Entropy @blackdeathsaint.bsky.social · 2y ago

" Ｂｌａｃｋｅｒ　ｔｈａｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｂｌａｃｋｅｓｔ　ｂｌａｃｋ；　ｔｉｍｅｓ　ｉｎｆｉ－－　ｗｈａｔ　ｄｏ　ｙｏｕ　ｍｅａｎ　ｔｈａｔ＇ｓ　ｃｏｐｙｒｉｇｈｔｅｄ？　Ｕｇｈ，　Ｉ＇ｌｌ　ｐｕｎｃｈ　ａ　ｂａｂｙ　ｓｏｍｅ　ｄａｙ，　Ｉ　𝘀𝘄𝗲𝗮𝗿．" "I ᴀᴍ 𝑬𝒃𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜɴᴛ ᴅᴇꜱᴛʀ--- ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɴᴏᴡ? Yᴇᴀʜ, ʙᴜᴛ 𝙻𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝙴𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚢 ꜱᴏᴜɴᴅꜱ ꜱᴏ ʟᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴍᴇ..."

“That’s right!”

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