He's just saying that shitting is orgasmic to plant the seed for people to think he's just shitting when they notice him breathing heavily in the bathroom for half an hour. Game recognizes game.

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 22h ago

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

Damn me, but all things are queer, come to think of ’em.

One thing you gotta learn in webcomics is that very, very cool people will approach you about collaborating, and it will almost never actually happen. Take the compliment and be gracious. This is how artists say they like you. Hold up your end of the arrangement but keep expectations low.

remembering the greatest interview of all time

Gonna go with someone who speaks an obscure language and absolutely no English so that bystanders outside the bathroom don't know it's describing me whacking off.

Nanoraptor@nanoraptor.danamania.com · 2w ago

You suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?

lol

videogame history@vghistory.bsky.social · 7mo ago

comic, the apple's apprentice, magazine (1984) archive.org/details/appl...

Trump putting up a trade blockade? Sounds like SENATOR PALPATINE to me!!!!!!!!! Except none of his allies are as cool as Darth Maul.

Need some sort of probiotic drink to make my gut digest right, there's not enough bacteria in there and I'm just shitting out dry dorito crumbs.

I'm going to have to walk this back, I just realized that it would make people want to murder hot people to get their nudes.

Powerup Comics!!!!!!@powerupcomics.bsky.social · 2mo ago

When you die, your phone should automatically release all of your nudes into the world. It should post them to a special site where people can choose to look at them. There's no reason to keep a lid on them when you're dead.

When you die, your phone should automatically release all of your nudes into the world. It should post them to a special site where people can choose to look at them. There's no reason to keep a lid on them when you're dead.

Jerkcity/Bonequest has quietly been just consistently epic, still, in 2026.

President Trump: “I don’t care if the Iran thing ends. It’s gay. Wars are gay, state fairs are gay, ballrooms are gay and concerts are even gayer. I’m going home, goodbye, being president is gay and I don’t want to and you can’t make me.”