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20 | She/her 🏳️‍⚧️| osu! player | music nerd | chronically online | also does other things | https://osu.ppy.sh/users/11503939 overall a disappointment

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

genuinely might cut all my hair because it's such a sensory nightmare to have it touch my face but I like having long hair but I can't take care of it but I like having long hair but I look like shit most of the time but I like having long hair but it makes me miserable but i like having long hair b

i always had my doubts concerning being autistic but now I really just think its the case bc, I'm at the hardware store doing some errand and nothing here makes any fucking sense nobody explains anything I'm so done

I'm thinking abt a tourney idea where I map literally everything, but I need so so much free time and skill for that (or I could make less interesting maps for picks idc lol)

one thing I was never able to do compared to other trans women is separating myself enough from the concept of men to hate them, so i always struggle to understand stuff like "all men suck" bc, idk some guys are ok, and I've rarely encountered really stubborn ones

Early angry birds level layouts are crazy cause you can tell they just built cool looking structures and then thought about how to beat them with one blues