Andrew Smith
@prealphamandrew.bsky.social
Referred to as "The Pre Alpha Man." I'm also called a "murderer" aroace I AM THE REAL ANDREW FUCK OFF
Josh brought me back from hell. You know who to blame when the next disaster strikes
The worst thing any of yall couldve done. Good job Raven Brooks, and have a Merry Christmas forever I guess
Raven Brooks Banner@rbbannerhn.bsky.social · 2y agoThe Guest has officially won the election and will now be the new Mayor of Raven Brooks!
The vice-mayor debate has begun! Today Andrew Smith (the other one), Aaron Peterson and what remains of the former mayor will discuss their policies and other stuff. Lets just hope another fight does not break out.
-Strengthen the police of Raven Brooks -Arrest my political rivals -Fine everyone who voted against me -Reward people for their loyalty -Reward people who voted for me
-Attempt to secede from Missouri alongside Arksville -Try to incorporate Arksville into Raven Brooks in some way -Make it illegal to shit talk or criticize me (if you do then 10 years prison) -Make businesses that sell "certain products" legal
Vote for me Andrew Smith! If you elect me I will: -Give everyone a free hammer and a dumpster -Renovate and clean up the town -Abolish Mondays -Make Christmas last an entire month (the entire month of December)
Tonight, voting starts. Vote responsibly. Remember, tomorrow is the running man debate. I will be there.
Santa Claus has officially endorsed Andrew Smith.
Andrew Smith@andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 2y agoYOOOO
The debate has started and things seem to be really heating up as the Guest and Andrew have a heated debate on over who would be the better mayor!
Posters are slowly popping up. Vote for Andrew Smith!
This Friday, at the old Bakery, I will be participating in the Raven Brooks Mayoral Sideman debate. I promise to give you all a good show.
if you vote for Andrew Smith you vote for a free puppy/cat and cleaning out the uncomfortable amount of trees and roots in your homes. make the right choice
BREAKING NEWS: Andrew Smith has announced that his running mate will be Andrew Smith.
Andrew Smith@andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 2y agoThat could help me gain a few more votes now that I think about it. You`re hired
disregard all of my previous posts VOTE FOR ANDREW SMITH
Andrew Smith@andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 2y agoThat could help me gain a few more votes now that I think about it. You`re hired
WOULD YOU REALLY WANT TO VOTE FOR SOMEONE LIKE THE *FAKE* ANDREW SMITH? RESPECT YOUR TOWN AND LET YOUR CULTURE THRIVE THAN VOTE FOR A FRAUD
Andrew Smith@andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 2y agoJust give up bro.
so the "very ordinary bird" is able to comprehend an HEV suit? strange.
The Guest@guesthn2.bsky.social · 2y agothat is a dog wearing a HEV suit i dont get the relation
WHO WOULD YOU VOTE FOR? AN ANARCHIST A PSYCHOTIC CULTIST OR A MONSTER WHO CAN CAUSE TIME LOOPS
Raven Brooks Banner@rbbannerhn.bsky.social · 2y agoBREAKING NEWS: A homeless lunatic, the mayor that got exposed for running a cult and a cryptid bird creature have announced that they will be running for the position of Mayor of Raven Brooks.
Would you people really want an Andrew that threatens other politicians, let alone citizens of a neighboring town? A vote for the other Andrew is a vote wasted. ANDREW S. FOR RAVEN BROOKS 2024
Andrew Smith@andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 2y agoIf I win I promise that I will declare war on Arskville and burn it to the ground.
can someone get a wellfare check on the schools custodian
this guys really fucking funny by the way hes great
