How could anyone forget TUANON?

victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27)@dirtbagqueer.rocks · 3h ago

people tried to tell us tua was better than josh allen. for like multiple calendar years. that really happened in real life. in the world we live in

Why, I know that ‘double pump into a slowass windup’ from anywhere.

Lmaoooooo Tuaaaaaa

We need a Dean Blandino of the Left.

Chargers Hail Mary attempt coming up. Get to a TV. We’re about to watch something hilarious.

I’m trying to imagine what it’s like to be a Chargers fan. I would ask one, but I don’t know a single LAC fan.

#thebeautifultie

Dan Quinn SMASH lmaoooo

Ggggggmen noooooooo

Patreon.com/thegoosesroost For when the stupid audio messages I send to friends break contain and I don’t realize it.

Edward BFLO@edwardbflo.bsky.social · 11h ago

The honk @prescottrossi.bsky.social puts on “Bijan” at 1:09 of the latest Goose’s Roost Sports Reporters is worth the Patreon sub all by itself.

Browns/Jets shaping up for a great Slappees Only finish.

The Miami Dolphins are performance art.

Bonkers tds from the nfc north in the last five minutes.

Gadzooks, Justin Jefferson.

The Banshee switched its TVs from City celebrating to the New England Patriots. Hard not to laugh.

Rebecca Lowe gets it.

Hard to devise a better metaphor for the past decade and a half of Premier League football than Man City winning while playing with an extra man.

“Whatever the context, whatever the circumstances” I mean, the context and circumstances are kind of the whole thing right now

Imagine that.

Tariq Panja@tariqpanja.bsky.social · 14h ago

City have got good strength in depth.

🎶 Going down, going down, going downnnn

That’s sofffft. Downy soft.

You haven’t won a trophy since 1976 🎶

You can say “cheating,” Jon. You won’t be arrested.

All won without cheating

Got a couple of red beer sabres and watched the team get its ass kicked. So there’s that.

“Hey there Mr Jarmo! Do you ever get tired?” - @prescottrossi.bsky.social 📞📞📞

Bill Hoppe@billhoppe.bsky.social · yesterday

John Marino scores on a blast from the point at 1:45. Colten Ellis wasn't screened. Utah up 4-1.

Nuts to this, I’m getting ice cream in a souvenir helmet.

WOOLLEY SATAN.

The Buffalo Sabres are no longer the only team in the NHL without a power play goal.

A 1-1 draw where United blow a lead in stoppage time at home is a-okay with me.