Youtube movie guy watching The Aeneid in 2034: Getting a lot of Odyssey vibes from this.

The amazing algorithm: Oh you like soccer you want to know about trades a 2nd division Colorado women's team is making. Oh you like the Odyssey you want 50 posts about archeology. Oh you are on the internet you like diaper furries.

Escaped the 3 boss meeting with only 1 task.

Oh Johnny was a woke child

Ngl I thought AES was a wrestling acronym until yesterday.

Haha woah!

assbutt@nasboat.org · 14h ago

I am hearing that Haley Stevens received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now she looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

It's all happening on your Discover page.

Remember Diablo IV

The president of the united states is a cheeto

A politician should never record a front facing video with airpods in. You look ridiculous.

Putting a big red cross on top of my data centers so that they stop getting bombed.

Utility company called and said they were here and then never showed up. Classic prank.

I had become accustomed to thinking that a viral post on Bluesky was 4000 likes but every day for the past week I’ve seen something like this that has 27,000

Band of Brothers: War is pretty cool if you don't die. Also the Nazis were a band of brothers just like us. The Pacific: War is actually not cool. Generation Kill: War is gay.

I'm on reminiscing about Covid in the UK Bluesky which is definitely something I signed up for algorithmically speaking.

Wilson likes Project Fail Mary so unfortunately her good points about the Nolyssey have been eroded.

Do I reply to the belated birthday text from the unknown number from back home?

Seeing this the ocky way

Why, no, Raylan, I do not believe this plate armor would protect me from bullets. But there are higher things in life than gunfighting, and you might come to understand that if you would take off that hat of yours for just a moment, and submit to the conceit of the renaissance faire

Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing in Tel Aviv?

Halo if it was invented today: Chief, the Covenant was promised this ring 3000 years ago. We should probably respect that. Fin.

Russia is hacking popular Bluesky accounts like BlueWave Meema NO DMs NO Porn No Starter Packs Socialist Democrat Grandma Daughter Dog Lover Nature Lover Wiccan Retired Combat Nurse 3x Obama Voter Israeli-American Farmer

Thought Ryan Gooseling died for a minute or so.

Remember student loan forgiveness. Ha.

There are so many things to care about in life.

There is a Halo 1 3 and a Halo 2 2 but there is not a Halo 3 2.

Asking the DC subreddit about the status of the Kennedy Center sign in August '26.

LePat's and Geno's

Philly up