Is it a bad sign when NOAA Weather Radio goes off-air? ⛈⚡😨🌪💨
Conservation of Anger Momentum
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Expert cat annoyer, boarder of keys. Able to hold at least five limes at once. Uses Linux. Abuses Windows.
Me: *Wondering why I felt like I missed a meal all day* My breakfast sausage croissant in the microwave:
Keisha Asks: Where The Hell Is You At?!
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When people ask "how weird were the '90s?", how about James Brown sending MC Hammer on a mission to steal Michael Jackson's glove with the power of the Dragonballs. (With bonus Jim Belushi) www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFCv...
MC Hammer - 2 Legit 2 Quit (Official Video)
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Customer caught me playing with a receipt tape spool like an excited kitten. She said, "You must be bored." I replied, "ma'am, I have ADHD, I'm never bored."
I remember hearing this crash. I used to live close enough to KDTW that the landing lights of incoming planes would illuminate my bedroom. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northwe...
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Halfway through a @secretgalaxy.bsky.social iceberg, and I have to take a few minutes to rock out to the Galaxy Rangers theme. Kids these days miss out on how hard themes for 22-minute toy commercials went. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnVC...
No Guts No Glory (from The Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers)
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Hi, I'm Unexpected Mansfield Bar Tester, a.k.a Stalked By Gang Members in Detroit, formerly Kicked by a Horse.
Suzy Jackson@suzyj.net · 6d agoIntroduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I’m Steal a Car and Roll it Half a Dozen Times.
Pretty sure @changa.gay has more storage capacity than that on their desk.
Stephanie Flynn@stephanieflynn.bsky.social · 7d agoWhat a nightmare PBS broadcaster loses access to 50TB of data comprising 70 years of TV history after contracted cloud storage vendor goes defunct — public TV channel sues Iron Mountain data center, which hosts archival materials, to ensure preservation | Tom's Hardware share.google/ExvNkuiN1bIl...
Now the clouds are owned by Disney?
Saw a car with California plates reading "9UHH834" and feel that's like the answer you'd get asking a five year old how many dino nuggies they want.
Someone on this bus smells like a 1980s Hudson's. Which is a pleasant thing.
To the devs who thought it would be "innovative" to add random bombs to those black hole games, I hope a cat pees in your shoe. If you do not have a cat, one will be provided for your inconvenience.
This is a Grok rendering of an Ambercrombie & Fitch mannequin brought to life.
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The elves at @qi.com need to put this on the screen any time Gyles Brandreth starts talking.
Rural Indexing Project@ruralindexing.bsky.social · 2w agoWelcome sign Tangent, OR
Woke up in Hell this morning. 🔥 🥵 🔥
Happy release day to #Transformers The Movie! A pillar of #GenX childhood trauma. Released 40 years ago, and set in the distant future of... 21 years ago. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tra...
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There was a similar anecdote about Bob Homme, creator and main character of CBC's "The Friendly Giant". He didn't do in-person appearances as the character, and would hide from school groups touring the studios to preserve the illusion of the character.
The ol' ALFer@theolalfer.bsky.social · 2w ago// 2. I have never seen a contract from the show so I don't know but Fusco worked to preserve the illusion of ALF. He was hardly alone in behaving that way, it's not uncommon for people in his field. Steven Spielberg worked to ensure the child actors of "E.T." believed E.T. was real. Was he "crazy"?
My grandmother had swizzle sticks from places that had been closed for decades. Think my mom still has some of them, in her junk drawer, of course.
Helen Kennedy@helenkennedy.com · 2w agoFor a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? A cocktail swizzle stick from a place you don't remember.
In other news, my local liquor store got Mystic Grape Beatboxes back in stock because the college kids are returning for the start of the fall semester. In related news, I am verby drumk. 🥴
In the style of C&C: Generals - Zero Hour GLA: "Transgender for everybody!!! *Yay!!*"
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoTrump on Democrats: "They will overturn it if they take over. All of the things, including men in women's sports, transgender for everyone, they will overturn it if they get in. We can't let that happen." 🤔
I would love to see a fully-loaded ED-209 rip through their C-suite....
Django Wexler@djangowexler.bsky.social · 2w agoSomehow things that would have been a background gag in a Verhoeven movie are now just real
HR Lady: "Who keeps writing stuff in Russian on my whiteboard?" Me: *Невинно насвистывает*
This, verbatim, is what got our auntie swearing and throwing stuff at a roomful of kids at 1am.
NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER@nancycomics.bsky.social · 2w agoNancy By Ernie Bushmiller August 03,1955
I truly hope that everyone involved the mobile advertising industry becomes very familiar with various options and treatments available at their local oncology departments.
Elon comes out as trans in 3...2...1... www.news-medical.net/news/2026073...
Ketamine boosts neuroplasticity through microglia in female brains
Doctors use ketamine on patients as general anesthesia before surgery. They also prescribe it in low doses for pain management, and more recently, it's been used for treatment-resistant depression whe...
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C.R.E.A.M. (Cache Rules Everything Around Me) #ASongOrMovieForUsingAComputer
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli
Omar Scream
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🔸Bazteki🔸ASC, BLFC, FC@bazteki.com · 3w agoFilm you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli
Even though I left the A/C off today, and it got up to 46°C in here while I was at work, my Swedish Fish did not become Swedish Blobfish. 😎
It probably gotten a little lost in the noise of missing reps and senators, but has anyone seen @jcsalterego.bsky.social this month? 🤔