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I didn’t even see this had been announced. I was lead writer on this one! And Saber replaced me with ChatGPT midway through development. All the passenger voices were AI too. Either they changed direction at some point or they’re not disclosing it on Steam
Rideshare "Stimulator" - Announce Trailer | PS5 Games
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my partner and i (homeless, disabled) spent half the money ($10) we had left from yesterdays crowdfunding on 1 taquito and one drink (each) from the gas station this small taquito is all we've eaten, & somehow more hungry now ?? any help getting a real meal would b incredible c: $freakingbabygirl
watched a movie yesterday. Watched another today. Might mess around and watch one more...
The Namco Museum Museum is easily one of my favorite YouTube videos of the year, if not all time. Im hooting and hollering at the screen every time I see pacman!!! Love that man. @elmore.zone you knocked it out of the park with this one. youtu.be/8n1Ecf6cXjE?...
The Namco Museum Museum | Every Game, Every Collection, Every Port! [REVISED & EXPANDED!]
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NEW BLOG: I'm wearing the Mario Odyssey hat as I write this privatelyattack.medium.com/nintendo-adu...
Nintendo Adults Might Have It All Figured Out
The old world is dying. The new struggles to be born. Now is the time for joycons.
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Gene Hackerman is playing Final Fantasy X and it’s got me thinking back to pre-YouTube time when I had a save that I would go back to just so I could see Tidus and Yuna kiss. For me it was the first time seeing two videogame characters genuinely fall in love right before my eyes. It was beautiful.
New blog this week. Had a fun time with this one but I'm also super glad to be nearly done with it
Gita Jackson is right theres a gas leak over on Threads but tbqh it’s a little more interesting there compared to bsky. Not leaving this spot really ever but between the dwindling numbers and the age checks I'm gonna try to actually set up shop there. www.threads.com/@privately_a...
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Never seen a fat guy in the hot limit outfit so I may have to be the first this September at san japan
Seems like the whole industry is collapsing but the good news is I managed to get my switch pro controller to work on dolphin. Played Trauma Center for the first time in probably 15 years
Women don't say "pishuuuuu" anymore after drinking a big beer
Friends think FOMO is gonna hit and im gonna buy GTA…nah dog it’ll be Zelda if anything
well this website just hit me with an age verification prompt on mobile. I won't be doing that shit. Anyways here's my favorite VPN to use. You can literally mail them the $6 a month in cash if you want to mullvad.net/en
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This Pokémon speedrun is insane RAT RAT RAT RAT
NEW BLOG: Some quick notes on Resident Evil Code Veronica. It's good! privatelyattack.medium.com/resident-evi...
Resident Evil Code Veronica Could Be Your New Favorite
It’s a classic
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Pretty crazy that in the year of our lord 2026 if I want a chocolate bar made without child labor my two main choices are a $7 Tony Chocolonely bar or Mr. Beast and whatever he’s got cooking up.
I haven’t purchased a physical game for a modern console since Ring Fit Adventure so I’m definitely part of the problem here, but it was always nice to see games on shelves at my local stores. Sucks to see.
“Wearing compression stockings for the first time” mood board
My niece got her first phone this year for her birthday and she’s been hitting me with truth nukes all summer
With Everybody's Golf and Easy Come Easy Golf being the go-to "golf games with golf in the name" we need a third to really seal the deal. Enter: Who's Golf Is It Anyway? (Tm)
Been taking Magnesium Glycinate for my legs before bed and it’s been giving me the wildest dreams. Not necessarily nightmares but not super fun.
You'd think after 5 Father's Days without a living dad you'd get used to it
I know a stick of toms if Maine unscented gel deodorant hates to see me coming rn it’s fuckin 100 degrees where I’m at
Hey I hate to do this but I got hit with a surprise bill of $475 at the city that needs to be paid by next week, so if anyone wants to help a guy out it would be greatly appreciated. Venmo: @Privately_Attack CashApp: $prvtlyatk