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@problemantic.bsky.social
Chu, 30s, they/them, unapologetically horny on main. Baby ARMY (10/2025), OT7-pilled with a soupçon of Yoongi bias. ⊙⊝⊜ BALTIMORE D1 & D2 CHICAGO D2 ⊙⊝⊜ @rootingformephistopheles on tumblr and ao3 and @problemantic on letterboxd
teacher hobi how else can I earn an A+
park jimin you've bewitched my entire mind body and soul
sope my loves what are you WEARING 😍
I really need to do a bit more work before I call it a day bc otherwise I'll have to wake up extra early to finish in the morning but I had a weird shitty afternoon and so I think I just have to make it tomorrow chu's problem I'm so sorry tomorrow chu ORZ
literally every history question has been asked in there and thoroughly, *comprehensively* answered already
This video is so comforting. The tannies never make fun of or shame him when he's overwhelmed. They gently redirect him or give him something to fidget with. They are so good!
just bc mom is gonna be on the trip with me doesn't mean I'm not gonna TRY to get bora-laid in chicago they'll have to host tho 😅
pikachewing on his fucking tits what the fuck
🥵🥵🥵
for free use jk collection forced to submit 🌊
it’s midnight and i’m crying over yoongi sock tan lines
Let Sam explain how Dropout got The Don Hertzfeldt Collection... 🍌 @donhertzfeldtfilms.bsky.social
wait i didn’t know this was the origin of “but i’m jungkookie” oh it goes WAY BACK 🐰 are you done? 🐯 no, are you? 🐰 who are you writing to? jiminie-hyung? 🐯 jiminie! 🐰 👀 🐯 don’t look!! 🐰 🥺but i’m jungkookie…✨ 🐯 go away! 🐰 what!! i can’t see it from here 🐯 i’m gonna get you! 🐰😆
so... this art is captioned 나 정구긴데? “but i’m jungkookie?” (said cutely) which is a short hand for JK’s maknae privileges in a situation where a hyung may ask “why should i let you do this? why should i do this for you?” all JK has to say is “but i’m jungkookie?” (said cutely)
I did TWO loads of laundry in the last two days executive function is my BITCH actually
so... this art is captioned 나 정구긴데? “but i’m jungkookie?” (said cutely) which is a short hand for JK’s maknae privileges in a situation where a hyung may ask “why should i let you do this? why should i do this for you?” all JK has to say is “but i’m jungkookie?” (said cutely)
The thought of jungkook directly experiencing The Great Army Yoonkook Crashout of 2026 and even reposting this cute fanart (dalgorang_ on insta). I wonder what else he has seen😂
on Sophie Cunningham and a trans controversy that doesn't involve any actual trans people: defector.com/the-right-ha...
who took this photo of jung hoseok in his own home 😭
the barest hint of the cum gutters is driving me INSANE
i can’t believe he’s real
thank you transgender nudity. they'll never make me hate you transgender nudity