Influencer online: You should consider using (product), the sponsor of today's video White collar worker: yeah I hate the job, but the PTO is great Blue collar worker: Do any attractive women want to put me in a leash and then shove my face into the dirt while calling me a disgusting hound?
Burning
@probskay.com
they/them. destroy your idols. horror author and developer of This City Hates You. currently writing for "They Speak From The Abyss: Zenith." ace/aro lesbian.
My corporate overlords are trying to get me to post feet because it would "really show who your core audience is" and idk how to tell them my core audience hates me and my feet
im not even a real transfeminist, I'm just doing it for the opposite of clout
Mickey Mouse: Riku! The Darkness! It's getting stronger by the minute! Riku: Mickey, how are we going to handle this? Mickey: We'll have to charge our JO crystals together! Riku: *winces* Like, right now? Out in the open? Mickey: Yes! Sora: I'm uncomfortable with the relationship you two have
Might as well post it here! A magical girl animation I've been slowly chipping at over the weekends for ages.
My loyal knights don't even put out anymore, ever since they opened a division of "human resources." I thought we called them serfs?
The peasants are accusing me of degendering the princess, as if I'm not literally a they/them princess? Could someone please just explain this mixup and get them to put their sparkly pink Barbie™️ brand guillotine away?
Okay it's time to come clean: I was quite high last night and it was princessweed. Yeah, I ate the princessweed gummy and it had *me* posting like a 17th century monarch who just got their hands on cinnamon for the first time and couldn't control themself
Girl you post like an 18th century monarch who just got her hands on cinnamon for the first time and can't control herself
Girl you post like an 18th century monarch who just got her hands on cinnamon for the first time and can't control herself
The princess is really high and giggly and wants you to make a silly face so that she can keep laughing. No wait--pfft--no stop looking at me like that, i'll laugh way too--heeheehee--way too hard, stop
Fun fact: There will be no forgiveness for the sins you have committed.
DARK STROLLS: Single Player RPG where you take a walk at night and it's really challenging. Seriously, walking around has gotten too easy. Don't you wish life was just a little harder?
My opps are pissed that I own so many CD's and can play music without an internet connection. We're currently hunkered down in the disaster shelter and they wish I was dead, because I'm playing Flobots' "Fight With Tools" again, even though Cher's 2018 "Dancing Queen" is always a crowd pleaser
I couldn't imagine watching a horror movie shirtless. Ma'am those creatures are gonna grab your exposed breasts!
The one time I ate out a natal vagina it was awful and terrible and left me feeling like utter shit the next few days after. Every time I've eaten out a real vagina (acquired through bottom surgery) has been a beautiful affair, leaving my tongue sore and my spirit healed
Btw if you haven't read the game yet it's 100% free, two pages, and isn't what you expect it to be. check it out
hey gang i put out a new ttrpg about making walks harder probskay.itch.io/dark-strolls/
A bit in the playtesting server has led to @probskay.com writing one of the strongest lyric games I've seen. I also can't think of many times I've seen a ttrpg slowly shift its tone like this. CWs sex work and accompanying risks and emotions. probskay.itch.io/dark-strolls
Dark Strolls by probskay
Ever wanted to make taking a pleasant stroll more challenging?
probskay.itch.io
Since we're getting closer to releasing the game, we figured it was time to cut up a new for They Speak From the Abyss: Zenith!
I'm the crown princess of eating pussy. Which basically means I'm 7th in line for the throne and I'm never going to be number 1 if I don't start lining up some political assassinations
Do you think armored core pilots see opponents using the same parts as them and go "oh wow! we like the same stuff! that's awesome!" or do they go into a blinding blood rage realising their unique machine isn't that unique
"It could be worse" no. it already is worse. Bloober Team made a remake of Silent Hill 2 and I had to sit through a ex friend telling me that was a good thing because it "modernised" the control scheme. This is the bad timeline
hey gang i put out a new ttrpg about making walks harder probskay.itch.io/dark-strolls/
Dark Strolls by probskay
Ever wanted to make taking a pleasant stroll more challenging?
probskay.itch.io
My only character flaw is my unrepentant desire to get really pretentious about tank controls. You all don't get it, they're actually extremely good and cool. You can do things with the camera in a game with tank controls you can't do any other way, and the--waitwait put the gun down okay we'll talk