Burning

@probskay.com

they/them. destroy your idols. horror author and developer of This City Hates You. currently writing for "They Speak From The Abyss: Zenith." ace/aro lesbian.

Influencer online: You should consider using (product), the sponsor of today's video White collar worker: yeah I hate the job, but the PTO is great Blue collar worker: Do any attractive women want to put me in a leash and then shove my face into the dirt while calling me a disgusting hound?

My corporate overlords are trying to get me to post feet because it would "really show who your core audience is" and idk how to tell them my core audience hates me and my feet

Mickey Mouse: Riku! The Darkness! It's getting stronger by the minute! Riku: Mickey, how are we going to handle this? Mickey: We'll have to charge our JO crystals together! Riku: *winces* Like, right now? Out in the open? Mickey: Yes! Sora: I'm uncomfortable with the relationship you two have

My loyal knights don't even put out anymore, ever since they opened a division of "human resources." I thought we called them serfs?

The peasants are accusing me of degendering the princess, as if I'm not literally a they/them princess? Could someone please just explain this mixup and get them to put their sparkly pink Barbie™️ brand guillotine away?

The princess is really high and giggly and wants you to make a silly face so that she can keep laughing. No wait--pfft--no stop looking at me like that, i'll laugh way too--heeheehee--way too hard, stop

DARK STROLLS: Single Player RPG where you take a walk at night and it's really challenging. Seriously, walking around has gotten too easy. Don't you wish life was just a little harder?

Cover art of "Dark Strolls," which is a photo of an empty city street, well lit be street lamps at night. It is titled "Dark Strolls" at the top and listed as "written and designed by probskay" at the bottom.White text on a darkened background, containing the cover art. The game reads as follows:

Wear the outfit you own that exposes the most amount of skin you feasibly or reasonably can. 

- Gain +1 point for every vertical inch of your leg above the knee that is exposed.  
- Gain +2 points if you have no or very small sleeves. 
- Gain +1 point for every vertical inch of belly, chest, or upper back that is exposed. 
- Gain +15 points if your full back is exposed
- Gain +15 points if an uninterrupted section of skin from your neck to your belly button is exposed. You may ignore strings that are less than 1 inch thick, for the sake of scoring.
- Gain +1 point for every inch of high heel.
- Gain +5 points if the top of your feet or your toes are exposed. Gain +10 if both are exposed.

Play begins by leaving your home after dark to take a walk.

- Gain +5 points for every hour past 10 pm you walk.
- Gain +1 point every time you feel uneasy.
- Gain +5 points every time you feel unsafe.
- Gain +10 points if someone catcalls you. This may stack with feeling uneasy or unsafe.
- Gain +100 points if someone attempts to proposition you for sex. 
- Gain an extra +200 points if they attempt to do so with money, and add their offered cash value to your points.
- Gain +20 points if a cop stops to talk to you for any reason. 
- Gain an extra +50 points if the cop tries to ticket you for any reason. 
- Gain an extra +950 points if the cop tries to arrest you for any reason. 

The game ends when you return home, the sun rises, you are arrested, or something worse happens to you.More game text. It reads as follows:

If you return home, tally up your points. Once you have your total, respond to the following questions.

- Would you be willing to do this every night?
- Would you be willing to risk physical harm to your body taking cash from those propositions if it meant putting food on the table?
- Would you be willing to risk being arrested every night if it meant paying your rent?
- Do you know how many arrests are made per year for prostitution?
- Do you know how often sex workers are murdered?
- Do you know which minority groups this impacts most often?
- Do you know what FOSTA/SESTA is?
- Do you know what Backpage was?
- Do you know how FOSTA/SESTA affected Backpage?
- Do you know how sex workers and anti-trafficking workers felt about the answer to the previous question?
- Do you know what the consequences to sex workers were when websites like Backpage were shut down?
- Do you pay for porn?
- Do you know anyone who does sex work?
- If the answer to that question was “no,” do you think that a potential sex worker would trust you enough to tell you that they were doing sex work?
- If they did tell you, what would you think?
- If they asked you to help them, financially, would you?
- If they asked you to let them move in for a while, would you?
- Would you willingly inconvenience yourself in anyway to make it easier for a sex worker to live?

My opps are pissed that I own so many CD's and can play music without an internet connection. We're currently hunkered down in the disaster shelter and they wish I was dead, because I'm playing Flobots' "Fight With Tools" again, even though Cher's 2018 "Dancing Queen" is always a crowd pleaser

The one time I ate out a natal vagina it was awful and terrible and left me feeling like utter shit the next few days after. Every time I've eaten out a real vagina (acquired through bottom surgery) has been a beautiful affair, leaving my tongue sore and my spirit healed

I'm the crown princess of eating pussy. Which basically means I'm 7th in line for the throne and I'm never going to be number 1 if I don't start lining up some political assassinations

Do you think armored core pilots see opponents using the same parts as them and go "oh wow! we like the same stuff! that's awesome!" or do they go into a blinding blood rage realising their unique machine isn't that unique

"It could be worse" no. it already is worse. Bloober Team made a remake of Silent Hill 2 and I had to sit through a ex friend telling me that was a good thing because it "modernised" the control scheme. This is the bad timeline

My only character flaw is my unrepentant desire to get really pretentious about tank controls. You all don't get it, they're actually extremely good and cool. You can do things with the camera in a game with tank controls you can't do any other way, and the--waitwait put the gun down okay we'll talk