Last weekend my friend who’s a teacher told me about some big to-do in his district where elementary school kids were using Google Docs et al to create ad hoc message boards and talk with each other on school tablets that ostensibly block all “chat” programs… thereby VINDICATING Kelly Rowland
i love that i now have to ask a computer to hit "command+B" for me and have it cost $1.25
Sorry guys I stepped on The Device, this rain is my fault
Michael 🌀. Levy@professorlevy.bsky.social · last yr.This is that jewish weather control device everyone’s talking about
My manager at the restaurant i worked at in high school gave me a ride home in his van and played @themountaingoats.bsky.social’s No Children.
Kath Barbadoro@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 2d agoDo you have any striking moments of hearing a song for the first time? I remember exactly where I was the first time I heard a milli (shitfaced at a college party naturally but I remember everything about it due to the momentousness of experiencing a milli)
To the account guy who wanted me to work on a NEOM project and berated me for missing out on “a generational, transformative project” when I said fuck no, I hope you’re having a terrible day.
Gore Vidal Sassoon@jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 2d agoLol they should do a scientific breakdown of how Cinderella’s castle is actually a fairytale
I stopped smoking weed for like a decade cause I saw Attack of the Clones super high and thought it was awesome (then later saw it again while un-high and thought weed had betrayed me). Probably an over-dramatic response. My opinion on both has leveled out over time.
Jacob Oller@jacoboller.bsky.social · 3d agonew "Fiona Apple quit doing coke after being stuck in a theater with Quentin Tarantino and Paul Thomas Anderson" just dropped
I get why installing mandatory speed governors in all cars is a headache, but if it came as an optional feature that I could turn on and off? Sign my ass up.
Trying to convince my medieval farmer friend to invest in a cow so he can bring more goods to market
In a development no one possibly could have predicted, having a few glasses of wine has made me incredibly sleepy
In what world would they not have wario and waluigi be the opposing king and queen, im furious
I need to start charging some kind of toll every time someone has AI shit out a mountain of text for me to read (Also this is copied into notes app cause now iOS won’t let you take screenshots of the outlook app, but I WILL find a way to complain about work)
Michael 🌀. Levy@professorlevy.bsky.social · last wk.i'm going to shoot claude, with a gun
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
