What it feels like to throw away for in front of my dog

I thought it said “Missy fought me & won”

When I hit “search this area” in google maps, it has NEVER shown me BLACKPINK

I was on a shoot at a facility owned by Tech N9ne and I was so stoked about it!

🎶Attend the tail of Peeny Prod, the Semen Barber of Skeet Skeet 🎶

The McRib is the chicken mcnugget of pork.

Wicked. More like Liquid. (I cried a bunch of times)

On our way to ColossalCon north! We haven't done this one before, so I'm excited, but a little nervous about how many people will show up for the @professorshyguy.bsky.social shows. Fingers crossed!!! #colossalcon

My guess. Tr*mp is gonna release the Epstein files super doctored without him in them, it’ll be mostly Democrats, and he’ll say “I was trying to protect the Democrats, that’s why I fought so hard to stop them”

“We need a prominent human in the Avatar movies, should we make him relatable?” “No, make him a white guy with dreads that literally hisses at people”

Needed to make a little music with @professorshyguy.bsky.social

The show this Thursday is all ages! And will rock hard, we’ll have our drummer jamming with us as well!

Playing Sk8bar in Kansas City in a week (Nov 6) Old friend Crunkwitch is coming to Kansas City, let’s show him how rad it is here! You’ll be rewarded with sick jams. Phase Distorter is also gonna jam. @blytherenay.com and Jaylen will be performing with me so it’ll be Shyguy in full force!

My mom in talking in the family group chat about how she foud my bible from when I was 16 and that she'll "send it when I'm ready". I'm good. I don't need a book about "loving everyone" from a lady who says the n word. I'm not a person to her, I'm a challenge.

One of my favorite parts of the live action Tekken movie is how everyone is afraid of Yoshimitsu, but nobody mentions that he’s the only one allowed to bring a sword to a fist fight.

One Battle After Another was described as a screwball adventure. I mean kinda, lol, it’s VERY CURRENTLY RELEVANT which kind of takes a bit of the screw away from the ball. It was awesome, though. Super stressful and Benicio Del Toro was 11/10.

We had such an amazing @professorshyguy.bsky.social show on Friday. I really needed that. 💜💜💜

It’s spirit week for the musical I’m in. We’re doing “white lies” today.

Maybe the rapture DID happen and if being Christian was a prerequisite then nobody was worthy.

When you zoom way way way in on any sphere, it looks flat. Characteristic of flat earther’s very very narrow view and refusal to see the big picture.

We play tonight in Kansas City 3 groovy and/or dancey bands!

Republicans be like “I haven’t talked to you in 20 years and hate gay people but I can’t believe you would unfriend me on Facebook because of that. You’re so hateful”

One of my songs got 1000 streams in a day on Spotify, I guess somebody put a bot on it. I know I didn’t. CD baby removed the entire album without telling me & when I appealed, they said “we know you probably didn’t do it but we aren’t reinstating or refunding anything” We’re in hell.

I watched a video of my #Borderlands4 mission last night, and was SO happy with the result! I have loved Claptrap for a looooooong time, and getting to have SUCH fun interactions with him was a real joy. I am so lucky to have my voice next to @jimforonda.bsky.social 's.

a cartoon drawing of a robot with a camera on its head

Alt: A yellow and white robot shaped like an upside down triangle with skinny robot arms is doing a little dance on his one wheel.

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The Kpop Demon Hunters soundtrack is stupid. It shouldn’t be that good. It’s too good. It’s way way too good.

Well, bad luck birthday again this year. Luckily before my mom’s call & the end of the night were GREAT. Got butter chicken from my favorite local Indian place. Watched Weapons, one of my favorite movies, with a couple friends who hadn’t seen it. Played a bunch of Borderlands 4 w/ my best friend.

Borderlands 4 is out and I'm a talking toilet. Good night, world.

When a movie is stressful and needs an instantly calming likable person, they keep getting David Jonsson and it’s a perfect choice. He played an “emotionless android” in Alien and was instantly endearing.

The part I didn’t like about the new Conjuring movie is when they were like “the Warrens pushed forward paranormal research at a time when it was ridiculed”. So yeah, they were frauds who opened the floodgates for more frauds to prey on the vulnerable. Good job, yall.