Neil Hultgren

@profneilh.bsky.social

Professor of English. _Melodramatic Imperial Writing from the Sepoy Rebellion to Cecil Rhodes_ (2014). Current project on cosmic romance. Books, TV, running, biking, 🦖, 🏳️‍🌈

Who would have imagined that the famous priestess of Isis, Ayesha, returned in a new incarnation to open a salon on the Big Island? Truly she who has lived so long now doth do the hair. Can she do highlights by blasting?

Storefront on a sunny day with minor clouds. The store’s sign says “Kor Salon.”

The silly little ritual of Supreme Court opinion days is a perfect illustration of the justices’ self-absorption. “We’re gonna decide cases but it’s a SURPRISE which ones, so just keep refreshing this browser tab to find out who still has civil rights!” Profoundly stupid institution. I loathe it.

I didn’t know Bari Weiss held salons. I kind of wonder if all salons are awful just because they designate themselves as such? Still, I’d attend the Verdurins’ salon before I’d go to a Free Press one.

everyone, I have produced a report on how to remedy the decline of scholarship in the humanities and social sciences. here it is: Executive Summary: Fund the Humanities and Social Sciences. Body: Fund the Humanities and Social Sciences a hell of a lot more. Please cite this as the Carroll report.

I just sent out an email to my fall graduate seminar about textbooks...first telling them to "opt out" of our terrible campus textbook system and then letting them know about _Middlemarch_ and _Dorian Gray_. REALISM and its DISCONTENTS is happening, folks.