Dragon
@pseudodragon.bsky.social
No minors; followers will be curated on whim. 4(0)/nb/pnw | pet & milf of @mxtressstyx.bsky.social | private NSFW account
I forgot I can't talk about real things here because bsky will just broadcast my clearly very niche and NSFW account to anyone who interacts regularly with the words I say. Let's just say I'm checking irritated about some other grown ups who just let easily fixable shit rot.
If you can hear this gif, we can be friends
Bob's Burgers Characters Show Pride
ALT: Bob's Burgers Characters Show Pride
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Sitting in my hammock, listening to city noise and dungeon Crawler Carl (5th time through) and my borgers sizzling on the grill, completely unbothered by the total bullshit some hot shot senior guy just tried to shovel on my team today with not 1 but 2 executive escalations
Aries: No one can ever take away your dreams or the emptiness you feel.
Imagine you open a pack of diapers and the THX sound effect plays
And for the love of all things good and nonviolent, PLEASE don't say anything that starts with "have you tried" Because yes. Yes we have.
NorthShore ABDL 🔜 NYC ABDL Diaper Happy Hour@northshoreabdl.bsky.social · 2w agoIn honor of Disability Pride Month, we’re sharing tips on how to show up as a better ally. What does being a good ally mean to you? 👇 For tips on how to better support someone with an invisible disability, check out our latest blog: https://bit.ly/4eQF4qD
In honor of Disability Pride Month, we’re sharing tips on how to show up as a better ally. What does being a good ally mean to you? 👇 For tips on how to better support someone with an invisible disability, check out our latest blog: https://bit.ly/4eQF4qD
Why do we call it the Birds and the Bees when birds have cloacas and bees is a group orgy where the dudes literally explode their phallus in the queen mid flight? Also, have you SEEN avian or Asian sex? It's often midair and/or violent af with no cuddling after. Wtf, humans?
I really need a spanking and can't get one, but what else is new "...Ma'am, this is a Wendy's"
I need a brain dump so hard But life is lifing harder Which means I need the brain dump harder but can't get it
*ding* I'm into it
Paul Kennedy@northernspanking.bsky.social · 2mo agoNew at Spanking Library @spankingland.bsky.social WILL wear the new dress mommy got her for the party, AND she will have a sore bottom under it, thanks to the #spanking she's getting! And that's not the end of her humiliation! "Party Dress Regression" - spankinglibrary.com/clipdetails.php?id=62293
Dreamt my partner came over to spank me for not checking my oil last week and then woke up realizing I never checked my oil last week I should maybe do that
TADC finale [Screaming into the pillow with all the emotions]
The Amazing Digital Circus Characters Montage
ALT: The Amazing Digital Circus Characters Montage
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You know what's freakin homophobic? Caramel has dairy in it UGH my poor tum wants all the bad foods
Wordle 1,806 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Fu i do what i want
Pulled it out at the last second Wordle 1,805 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟩⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Better pull out game than your bf
Cheeky reminder to be your badass self 🍑💪✨️ (and also to support a real artist and stop using AI gen slop which steals from artists and destroys the planet kthxbai!🐰) #spanking #spankoart
Seriously, my poor bottom is in trouble tonight, going to be punished for missing a checkin and forgetting to take care of my car until it was very problematic. In my defense, my video game was waaay more fun than spanking myself and sending picture proof.
I'm sitting on the edge of my bed, jokari in my lap, anxiously counting the seconds while I wait for you. I knew better. I **knew** better. I've been driving for decades; I grew up with the kind of parent who made sure I could change a tire, fill my own fluids, identify problems by sound and smell.
I keep seeing doms swinging overhand so high up the butt they're almost definitely hitting hip bones.. and I just saw one directly swinging at the base of the spine. STOP IT. the damage you can do is fucking intense and possibly permanent The spankable bits are the fun bouncy bits anyways.
Diapered cuck tied to a chair, forced to listen but can't see, spanked for trying to cum along 🤔 never really been into the cuck scene but that one might get me