Me after watching Unabomber: Issuing a correction to my previous post regarding the terrorist Ted Kaczynski, you do not under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to him”
Dave
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Worlds second worst shit-poster. Mostly Blue Jays memes, travel posts, and complaints about airports.
I want to spill a $26 beer on him so badly
ben@ben.tootblan.com · 2d agoManfred is here with all his friends
There is a passenger on speaker phone in the seat beside me. I don’t normally advocate the death penalty but am willing to make exceptions.
Somehow my flight in two days is already delayed for unscheduled maintenance.
Russia hasn’t mastered the real Deuce warfare maneuver, the “upper decker” (going in the tank)
ChrisO_wiki@chriso-wiki.bsky.social · yesterdayJames Bond never had to do this, just saying
Me when the Trop Trops Toronto: what the fuck, this sucks. Me when the trop trops the Yankees: Hahahaha, fuck yeah, this is awesome.
1. Do this 2. Bring back Buck 3. Play a Drinking game where you take a shot every time he says Chas Jizz Home 4. Die
Minor Leaguer@minorleaguer.ca · 2d agoI still think I'd like to see Jazz Chisholm playing second base for the Blue Jays next year.
If the PQ win am I going to be allowed to leave the province tomorrow?
The outcome of this is so predictable: 1. Fire departments become a for-profit industry that invoices insurance companies 2. People won’t pay the “fire department premium” because their house has never caught fire 3. Their house will catch fire 4. Fire Department Bill Bankruptcy!
Simon Little 🍁@simonplittle.ca · 3d agoThis will definitely help with those tourism numbers www.cbc.ca/news/world/f...
Grilled cheese between Halifax and Montreal is an underrated Air Canada meal
Now let’s check in with an MLA from Brandon, Manitoba to see what they have to say about education in Florida.
Max Fawcett@maxfawcett.bsky.social · 4d agoMAGA Americans: Canada better not interfere in our midterms! Also MAGA Americans: here's why we think you should change your laws to make them more like ours.
When it’s sexy Halloween costume season
Actual names@actualnames.bsky.social · 6d agoTitties October South Africa, Cape Province, Civil Records, 1840-1972
Pretty cool that they named this road in New Glasgow for Springer.
If only John Schneider wouldn't have destroyed Santander's shoulder or severed Addison's ucl and pushed Bieber down the stairs and Tanya Harding'd Ponce's knee and did the same to Yesavage and then called Vlad a schoolboy bitch before every AB
Wonder how many weeks they would be grounded for if Schneider sent Scherzer’s girls out to pull him from the game like they did Verlander.
Come on over to the Catch Bar! Red velvet cake that says Thank You Springer!
Justin Verlander: I want a final start and a few retirement celebrations with my family and my teammates wearing silly tshirts of my insta pics then everyone cries Max Scherzer: you will drag my lifeless body off the mound after I’ve bitten the manager & punched the pitching coach
Keegan Matheson@keeganmatheson.bsky.social · 2w agoMax Scherzer just met with media here in Toronto. He’s going to make a decision on his future in the offseason, but wanted to pitch with his kids in attendance at Rogers Centre one more time Sunday, just in case. #BlueJays
If you’re looking for a good movie about meteorologists I recommend Pressure (2026)
When a rat sees when it gets to the Alberta border
The Guardian@theguardian.com · 2w agoAlberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of rat
“Middlebrow” is the perfect level of brow for a movie to be. if you want smarter read a book if you want dumber read some posts