My cat: I have a daily treat limit, but I want treats now! Chorus: CALL J. G. CATSWORTH!!! 877-TREATS-NOW!!!

Abigail Thorn for James(ina) Bond!

The Independent@the-independent.com · 13h ago

James Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’

all the primitive caveman diet stuff is so funny because wdym cavemen never ate vegetables, what do you think the gatherer in hunter-gatherer means, are they gathering steak sauce

That is also the face I make when I'm awake at 4:14am.

Good Trailcams@goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 2d ago

New baby hippo born at Berlin Zoo. Named Brötchen. Which means "little bread roll." You're welcome

I am in the funniest possible situation I am trying to go see The Odyssey but may not get there because of transportation delays

Live footage of my reaction:

Dont Look: Terrifying Creature

Alt: Dude aging really fast after drinking from the false Grail

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2000s@popculture2000s.bsky.social · 6d ago

‘the princess diaries’ was released 25 years ago today

Don't pick this one if you're trying to get the Holy Grail. Just sayin'.

Indiana Jones He Chose Poorly

Alt: Indiana Jones "He Chose Poorly"

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neil guthrie@nguthrie.bsky.social · 7d ago

Silver ecclesiastical (?) chalice (European, #c18 #c18th #18thc), with Nelson & Nelson, NYC

OP is absolutely right, and I hate it. As a lefty in Montana, I have literally no one I can call & have it count for shit. I can't call either of my senators or my rep; they're both so deep in Trump's pocket they're cuddling his balls. And I can't call anyone else, b/c I'm not their "constituent".

Celeste Pewter@celestepewter.bsky.social · last wk.

DO NOT DO THIS. Congressional software literally checks if you're in the district or not. If you're not in the district/state, you're clogging up lines. If you want to help, as someone you know who lives in those states to call.

Guess we're all gonna have to start wearing the scramble suits from 'A Scanner Darkly' 😐

A Scanner Darkly Change

Alt: A Scanner Darkly scramble suit

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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · last wk.

FWIW, Meta was fully aware of how these glasses would primarily be used. The glasses were designed to erase consent, and that is why they exist. Anything that they do that suggests they want to ameliorate this use is an attempt to win the PR battle and manipulate public opinion.

Everyone in 'Black Lagoon' is autistic CHANGE MY MIND

Dutch from Black Lagoon: Amen, Hallelujah!

Alt: Dutch from Black Lagoon: "Amen, hallelujah, peanut butter."

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Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ,@autismsupsoc.bsky.social · last yr.

Science Fiction is when Autistic ppl are Aliens, Robots, & Cyborgs and accepted for who they are. Fantasy is when Autistic ppl are Elves, Fey, & Dragons, and accepted for who they are. Anime is when Autistic ppl are accepted for who they are. (And often includes a trip to a hot spring)

[bursting through the wall like the Kool-Aid Man] "DE NILE IS NOT JUST A MAJOR RIVER IN NORTHEAST AFRICA!!!"

You suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?

Folding Ideas: Is This Getting Weird?

Alt: Folding Ideas: Is This Getting Weird For Anyone Else?

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Reverse Clowngirl@axialagegamer.swifties.social · 2w ago

You suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?

Skunks are known to be sassy with their little stompies but ever seen a skunk get sassy when Not being held? GOSH ^///////^

Today marks ten years that I've been married to my best friend and the love of my life, @flycantbird.bsky.social. Every day with you is a blessing and a joy, my love 💖 Here's to the next ten being even better!

Hey man , I get it, I hate when I trip and accidentally fire tens of thousands of federal employees resulting in the deaths of millions of children around the world.

The Guardian@theguardian.com · 2w ago

‘I got carried away’: Elon Musk expresses regret about Doge and wading into Trump’s orbit

[Clint Eastwood voice] "Time to get my bib on."

Michael Love@elkmovie.bsky.social · last mo.

Fun-but-also-depressing fact: blue crabs are an invasive species in Italy, so they’re cheap and enormous and they’re trying to get people to eat more of them

unfollowing a certain someone because, with all the shit going on in the world right now, I really don't need to see a whole-ass thread shitting on my comfort animated series on my timeline today don't even know why I'm posting this, except that it made me cranky and fuck you that's why

Absolutely this. It's fascism when they want to force trans people off of hormones. It's fascism when they want to force cis people on to hormones. These two are not contradictory position for them. It's all just fascism.

Julia Serano@juliaserano.bsky.social · 3w ago

1) it's not gender-affirming care when it's being foisted upon ppl w/o their consent. this policy is *invasive* 2) anti-trans GAC legislation is *also invasive* as it's designed to take away control of our own bodies. LET'S CALL IT INVASIVE! LET'S PROMOTE BODILY AUTONOMY RATHER THAN MAKING GAC JOKES

Trent Reznor builds tiny replica swinging weapons. Nine Inch Flails.

Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 3w ago

Trent Reznor incarcerates hamsters. Nine Inch Jails.

Calling the RFK Jr diarrhea strain “MAHA Blast” since it has now evidently infiltrated Taco Bell

I read f***ing Jurassic Park at 8 years old because I loved the movie and wanted more. Did I understand any of the themes beyond "aaahhhh dinosaurs!!!"? Hell no. Did I still get a lot out of reading it? Hell yes. There are literally no books that are "too hard" for kids, outside explicitly X-rated.

Ana 🤘🏻@anageorge.art · 3w ago

1/ When I was in kindergarten (6 yo) I was reading at roughly a 5th grade (10 yo) level. I was allowed to go to my school’s library fair, which was usually only reserved for the older kids. A teacher saw me browsing books and stopped to tell me I needed to leave bc “these books are too hard for you”

We can't let Iran get a Jean-Luc

Picard Tea Time

Alt: Picard Tea Time

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Hierophant Shelley B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛@shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 4w ago

We can't let iran get a babadook

Everyone who studies quantum gravity is doing it wrong, especially the string theorists, and they should've known this for at least 15 years based on ESA's INTEGRAL satellite results, and they've still got it backwards. I got my Ph.D in heliophysics not quantum gravity, btw 🤣

ponder@ponder.ooo · 4w ago

what position do you hold with the highest conviction:stakes ratio? like you have a very strong opinion about it but also recognize that among all the issues in the world that one doesn't really matter *that* much. for me it's prob tau vs pi

Mitch McConnell is alive and well in his lair in the Netherworld.

Doug Jones as Paleman in Pan's Labyrinth

Alt: Pale Man in Pan's Labyrinth

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Hierophant Shelley B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛@shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 4w ago

Mitch McConnell is alive and well at a health facility near the Uneeda Medical Supply Warehouse in Louisville, Kentucky* * actual location of the movie's plot!

I spoke to Mitch McConnell for twenty minutes this morning. And as I did it seemed to me that, black against the pall of cloud, there rose a huge shape of shadow, impenetrable, lightning-crowned, filling all the sky. Enormous it reared above the world, and stretched out towards me...

Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE@leftistlawyer.com · 4w ago

I spoke to Mitch McConnell for twenty minutes this morning. He said, in a weak but firm voice, "workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!"