i don’t CAREEEEE you’re reasoning if we are playing BO2 Zombies I’m choosing the M14 over the Olympia…. I WOULD RATHER GO DOWN IMMEDIATELY than choose that wack ass shotgun off the wall
Pup (Himbo) Hawks 🔜 Your Bed
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🔞|MINORS DNI| I’m just hawks. 🐾 an idiot dog. the fool. un-collared. Lvl 24 || 💙🩶🐾
crashing out what do you MEAN it’s 80F and the humidity is at 90%!?!?!? literally drowning as I breathe in
had to pass the time waiting on DoorDash somehow 🤷🏻♂️
gas being 4.08 for the first time in weeks. YOU HAVE 15 PUMP STATIONS AND 10 OF THEM ARE OUT OF ORDER? ACCA-SCUSE ME? oh royal farms this is a new level of petty
Me trying not to develop a crush on the tall indie straight barista with tattoos
BRUHHHH SO MY SHOES GET DELAYED TO WEDNESDAYYYY WHYYYY IM SO TIRED OF WEARING SHOES BEING HELD TOGETHER BY DUCTTAPE
you can’t tell but my legs are shaking rn I went overboard for leg day lol
I’m in a mood but I want you all to know I’m so glad Pacifica northwest got her redemption episode in gravity falls but you just KNOWWWWW her parents were really bad people. they were probably on the epst. Island 💀💀
Gravity Falls
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and that’s a second load for the day. I got my neck 😵💫😵💫
I’m such a glutton I didn’t even turn my car on before I deepthroated these two crème filled donuts I just bought for a $1.97 at the local Walmart Supercenter in their Bakery Section (idk but those donuts were so good)
love waking up to having to do emergency surgery on my glasses cause slept on them and popped out a lens on accident
green pup appreciation day (yes I’m a blue dog, they didn’t have this onesie in blue 🥴)
so like…anyone want to let me be subby between their thighs? 👉👈
it’s 3 am and I’m still wide awake in the McDonald’s drive thru
nothing like getting in your head and then listening to music essentially describing your horrible personality and habits and crying the entire drive home 🥲
someone made me super gay and horny at work 🥴🥴
time to be supah gay and horny while listening to random access memories