Dingus Khan
@pupperpats.bsky.social
Dogs are pretty rad and I want to be their friend. Now also featuring cats. He/him
Listen if there's one person who knows how important it is to engage publicly in activities best kept private between consenting participants...
Today is my birthday and the greatest gift you could give to me is to be kind to one another and also I would like to be slapped in the face with a tiddy so hard my head spins around seven times
first person to have an orgasm must have been like whoa hey wowie!
might be a hot take but I think rfk jr should go live in a sewer somewhere for the rest of his days
nintendo should film a sequel to the wizard to introduce super mario bros 3 again
1978 had quite a few attention deficit disorder generalized anxiety disorder panic disorder selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors duck sauce
Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com · 6d agoFind the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/
some days you just need to put on big trouble in little china and fall asleep watching it
Coffee on an empty stomach right before I have to drive for 2 hours what could possibly go wrong
With a nova movie coming the chances of a darkhawk movie have increased 1% to a total of 1% chance
anybody want to come over and give me the silent treatment
He was just in a hipster coffee shop and everyone was doubting the Epstein accusations while also complimenting him in being so handsome
Post-Left Watch@postleftwatch.bsky.social · 3w agoMichael Tracey claims that journalists tell him privately all the time that they're becoming more and more skeptical of the Jeffrey Epstein accusations, but they can't say so in public because they're afraid of people calling them pedophiles.
I don't know what Jimothy is but that's what I call my cat sometimes so I'm just going to assume everyone is nutty about him
How should a person in a mental health crisis who is having delusions be treated? Should I just go along and keep them calm or keep trying to tell them reality?
Xenogears remake that un-fucks the second half
Sophia_Nyx 🏳️⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · 4w agoName your dream videogame announcement.
I can go to bed before 7pm if I want to I'm a grown ass man
Dear dems, here's a nickles worth of free advice: find people who aren't gigantic dickheads and then back THEM instead of your usual gigantic dickheads. You may be surprised by the results
JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights
some asshole just tried to convince me women poop. it should be illegal to go on the internet and lie
Long, shitty day but a friend on Facebook sent a boob pic so that helped a little