Pyrion Flax

@pyrionflax.yogscast.com

For, in the fatness of these pursy times, Virtue itself of vice must pardon beg. 🏳️‍⚧️

if anyone recommends the new master of the universe movie, which cost $170M to make, tell them that you will destroy not only their future, but their past. You will erase all evidence they or their ancestors ever existed. they will become and un-person. speaking their name is punishable by death

content ideas: 1. average people chill out and enjoy foods and don't argue about which one is "the best" 2. normal, regular folks watch a movie and don't talk and then at the end agree to meet next week to do something again 3. run-of-the-mill parents complain gently about the weather

hi we just sent you an unsolicited email! about some crap! you don't want any of it! hi just a follow up here....how do you rate our unsolicited piece of shit email out of 5? did you like our shitty awful terrible email? what about that last follow up asking you to rate the first email? 5/5?

again we score and shit ourselves that we might lose. bring on a dozen defenders and try to just cling on. that's not what winners do. gutless. deserved to go out as devastated as I am I cannot claim otherwise.

an elderly relative of mine - and these were their words - always said "fat people are very graceful". what sort of (relatively) harmless utter bobbins have your elderly relatives come up with that you somehow know are false and also slightly offensive?

Vegetarians and Vegans - would you eat insect meat? i.e. a Greggs sausage roll where the filling was ground up cockroach meat? Imagine that aside from the label you couldn't tell in any other way that you were eating bugs

two mysteries from seinfeld that I want cleared up, but which will never come to light: 1. what was in the penske file 2. what was in kramer's reports he filed while he "worked" at brandt-leland

Great opening goal for Mexico but start keeping track of how many goals are scored by defenders fucking up. There needs to be a way of tracking this shit statistically but I've yet to find a good source

Ok here we go for world cup shit show 2026 edition. My money is on Mexico beating South Africa because it's an obvious choice but I can honestly say that opening ceremony may have destroyed any and all atmosphere

can anyone find any european mythology about spiders other than arachne who was turned INTO a spider? we have tons of stuff about fairies ghosts and spirits and goblins etc but I can't find any spider stuff. what's that about?