They're calling it the most doomed yaoi of 1991. (These are my two favorite characters in FFIV. Rydia is the only one remotely close they're so stupid and funny).

Continuing on with Final Fantasy IV now! We've beaten the second of the Four Fiends and I... honestly have not experienced or seen anything past this firsthand! But Tellah is my favorite and I'm assuming he's just gonna cruise past these red flags! Right? R-right? www.twitch.tv/pyrrhickong

Out of all the comments I've gotten complaining about my voice, intelligence, skill, etc. over the years, none has gotten me as hard as taking a drink of water on stream and seeing a chatter go "damn you swallow loud". I'm still reeling like... huh? I... y-yeah? Oh god...

Playing Neon White for the first time! I... know it is anime? And someone spits in someone's mouth at some point? And is good? I look forward to... whatever it ends up being! www.twitch.tv/pyrrhickong

This man asked me before we started "did you mean the feel of the Donkey Kong series or JUST how Donkey Kong should feel?" I stated 'just DK', knowing the amount of yap I could do. I feel as if I underachieved. If you wanna hear me yap for four hours about DK, Hyle was a great sport tolerating me!

DK Vine@dkvine.com · 3d ago

The character of Donkey Kong has suffered from inconsistent portrayals and reinterpreted gameplay for decades. So what makes Donkey Kong... Donkey Kong? @pyrrhickong.bsky.social returns to the #Kongversation to help answer this question in a four-hour episode! www.dkvine.com?p=podcasts&s...

To the old man who bought me a coffee today because I talked to him about canyons, then said "I'm going to go sue the shit out of my son now. Thanks, have a good one". ... Thank you for the coffee?

Haven't gotten the chance to play Sunshine in actual decades. It's... literally Super Mario Sunshine. Honestly I have no idea how I feel about it anymore other than "affectionate". Let's clean up some gunk and solve some marriages, shall we? www.twitch.tv/pyrrhickong

Schedule for the week! Super Mario is back for the summer, and I wanna see how doable the Sunshine is just going for the main objectives and the meme bad levels! Then we tackle Neon White as I've heard good (and good-cringe) things about it, and continue FFIV with our personal savior Tellah!

Ever go to get paint and you leave the hardware store without paint because there's a woman with her entire bare ass out in front of the paint arguing with her boyfriend and the color you need is at ass-level and you aren't getting near that? I bought a snickers instead when it lasted 15 minutes.

I've beaten one Final Fantasy game in my life. But I've played a lot. I'd like to get more of 'em in the cleared pile. So I'm going back to the first numbered entry I ever touched: Final Fantasy IV for the DS! Come, hear funny voice acting with me and watch me flounder! www.twitch.tv/pyrrhickong

I've been forcing my friend Xero to stream every DKC game for months now. He did not play platformers before. He is now on Bananza. We're streaming Forbidden Layer to the end now. He doesn't know. He suspects, but he does not know. www.youtube.com/watch?v=brCM...

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Hey you. Guess what? I'm going to be talking about Donkey Kong. Click this, call in, tell me what YOU think is essential to DK as a character, playable and personality-wise, show me up, do it coward. You won't. I know what you're here for. I'm doing it more. Yap at me!

DK Vine@dkvine.com · last wk.

What makes Donkey Kong FEEL like Donkey Kong? You know him well, but the character has undergone several gameplay tweaks and personality shifts. In light of Bananza, @pyrrhickong.bsky.social and I will have a #Kongversation on DK's malleable portrayal. What's essential for the leader of the bunch?

haha wow i'm playing a donkey kong game so crazy A labor of love Donkey Kong Land remake has come outta nowhere! I love the original except actually playing it, that's kinda miserable, so I am hoping to prove Cranky right: you do need good graphics and controls for DKC! www.twitch.tv/pyrrhickong

Cozy my ass, why is every single snowboard kid a trained sniper with a dishpan ready to kill you at whatever jump would suck the most to fall down? Dizzy-Land and Quicksand Valley are exercises in cruelty. My body is weak, my mind is in shambles, and Linda is in a full body cast. Fun game.

Pyrr@pyrrhickong.bsky.social · 2w ago

Too hot for thinky. Brain no go good. No deeper meanings, just nostalgia. Snowboard Kids might be the series I have the most nostalgia for, yet never played as a kid. I just wanna have a cozy time down the slopes. Join me, let's unwind. www.twitch.tv/pyrrhickong

Too hot for thinky. Brain no go good. No deeper meanings, just nostalgia. Snowboard Kids might be the series I have the most nostalgia for, yet never played as a kid. I just wanna have a cozy time down the slopes. Join me, let's unwind. www.twitch.tv/pyrrhickong

Schedule time! We go back to a Monday-Wednesday-Friday rotation with some nice comfort games; a cozy N64 racer I never got the chance to make mine as a kid, the fans' passionate remake of a Donkey Kong game that like. Yeah. I gotta. And a childhood Final Fantasy I never beat! Stay cool, gamers.

Playing more Link's Awakening today! Two dungeons in, six more to go, we can wrap that out in a reasonable amount of time, right? R-right? The dream never ends r-right? www.twitch.tv/pyrrhickong

My final day teaching with the youth theater group I’ve worked for for 15 years was yesterday. The kids all signed a card and drew Donkey Kong crying on the front saying “we will miss you”. Moments like this are what make life worth living.

Crazy day to achieve multiple dreams.

OH BOY NEW MONTH NEW EXCUSE TO PLAY DONKEY KONG BANANZA AGAIN. This time, we must obtain baby. After we obtain baby from event, we will become baby, then we will raise baby by playing Princess Maker! It's a day for BIG BABIES so hop on in! www.twitch.tv/pyrrhickong

After seven hours. The definitive list. Every Game & Watch game (that I had access to) beaten and compared. Greenhouse is like. Better than actual real video games.

Live now, we are gonna play EVERY Game & Watch game that I can find a virtual recreation of! And then we're gonna make them fight and rank them! Maybe to the death, who knows? Could be fun! Could not be! Come and enjoy the OLD! www.twitch.tv/pyrrhickong

Schedule for the week! Last week before we go back to a Mon-Weds-Fri schedule! There's a Bananza event, we have an island to saaaave(?), we get to enjoy the parenthood journey of Princess Maker, and we play EVERY GAME & WATCH GAME TONIGHT for SCIENCE! Should be a fun time at the pyrrhickong twitch!

Been a very tough month for me. This is the last week of the job I've held for 16 years, I've overworked myself but I still feel behind on everything content-wise, don't feel social enough, and it's really hot. Thank you all who are cool & friends. Smiling with or around you all keeps me going.

ok let's unlock the mysteries of the universe or whatever. Finishing up Outer Wilds today and going into the scary place I hate being in before tackling Link's Awakening for my first replay in decades! Enjoy cozy! And scary! And other such things! www.twitch.tv/pyrrhickong

the original sicko

... so I ended up maining Toph. ... shut up.

... man I'm gonna end up a Toph main despite all efforts toward Azula, huh? First time playing Avatar Legends today! Mock me for being bad at fighters! Praise me for being brave enough to do story content! Fight me as I forget all my strings in seconds! Live now! www.twitch.tv/pyrrhickong

This is a call for desperation I do every few years. Did anyone else play the PS1 Sunsoft Tactical RPG Eternal Eyes? Where you have Digimon-esque evolution, but with permadeath, so you have to reset/regrow them with every failure? It's been decades and I've never spoken about it with anyone.

Let's end some unfinished business and take some revengeance! Finishing both Metal Gear Rising AND Ape Escape 2 today! Just some good ol' playing games - we're right at Armstrong, so head in early if you want STANDING HERE. ... this really was my best idea for thumb, huh? www.twitch.tv/pyrrhickong