Downplay a book or movie: I Capture the Bishop
Downplay a book or movie: We Have Lived in the Castle Since Last October
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“Frigidly shy at the commencement of a party, confusingly vigilant about the middle, and insultingly weary towards the end.” “Combine[s] stateliness with a desperate effort to be funny.” Pronouns: accustomed to he, also fine with they http://q.pheevr.ca
Downplay a book or movie: I Capture the Bishop
Downplay a book or movie: We Have Lived in the Castle Since Last October
Peter De Jersey, circa 2013 or 2014.
If not Matt Damon, who is you alternative Odysseus?
Rogue gold moulding? Med fløde? Og jordbær? satwcomic.com/language-les...
*gags* It’s not even that it’s gold, it’s that it’s so BUSY. Like, you can use gold as an accent in a fancy government building! I don’t mind! But you can’t pop it in every single empty wall spot. Then it’s just rogue molding.
Those F♯s in Bertali’s Sonata à 4 in D minor should not be ‘corrected’ to F♮.
Post your hottest music take. Mine is New Order is better than Joy Division.
What level of typographical sophistication do you have to have to hang the quotation marks into the margin but also get the apostrophe in ’tis backwards?
Encountered a commemorative bust of Tommy Douglas, father of Canadian Medicare, in a miscellaneous tourist cafeteria in Scotland of all places—apparently he was born in Falkirk!
In 1926 my grandparents were teenagers; I don’t know whether any of them had jobs yet.
Enough “what would you do on the commune questions” If you got sent back 100 years and were given your grandparent’s job, what are you doing?
The crucial bit of context here is that “val” in Swedish means both ‘whale’ and ‘election’.
The only taxidermied blue whale in the world, 1865 CE, now housed at the Natural History Museum in Sweden. The public was allowed to enter the whale up until a couple was found having sex inside it. Now the whale’s jaws are opened only for special occasions, such as Swedish election days.
So, I haven’t seen Nolan’s Odyssey for myself yet, but thanks to all the discussion of it online, I have a solid sense that it’s less faithful to Homer than Wilson’s version, but more faithful than Honda’s.
Wtf. Wtf. Wtaf. I just want to read things that were written by actual people and sound like it. I don’t want to scrutinize keystrokes like some cop-brained pedagogue—but even if I did, why offer them up as evidence of human authorship if in fact they suggest the opposite?
shot, chaser
The best scholarship is driven by natural curiosity.
i taught the odyssey to freshmen one semester and one student wrote an entire paper about the dog. you could tell he was initially attracted to it bc he got to mention a big pile of poop multiple times but it turned out to be one of the best papers i ever got, got a solid A from me
Billions of blistering blue barnacles
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Name your fav sword.
The Toronto Star: ① Cancelled my subscription because whatever deal I was on expired and “due to Quebec consumer protection legislation, we are unable to continue your subscription at our regular subscription rate without your express consent” (even though they’re in ON and I’m in NS).
“The Hunting of the Snark” Rory Kinnear as the Bellman Michael Sheen as the Baker Chris Hemsworth as the Butcher Elliot Page as the Beaver Cate Blanchett as the Banker Hannah Waddingham as the Barrister Benedict Cumberbatch as the Snark
“The Cremation of Sam McGee” starring Tom Hanks with Jesse Plemons as Sam McGee
When someone says something like this, does it mean they’re only here to make money, or that all the things they’d rather be doing in meatspace are very expensive?
being a billionaire and on the internet all day is crazy to me. if i had even five million dollars, you would not find me online whatsoever.
Shark Week is here, everybody—post a shark! 🦈
Shark Week is here everybody, Post a Shark. 🦈
#AmEditing a paper whose first author is no less picky about formatting than I am, and significantly grumpier about it. The LaTeX code is full of inventive kludges, and the comments are full of swearing.
I feel the obvious choice here is Emma Thompson, but that’s been done already, hasn’t it? www.imdb.com/title/tt0420... Privacy’s a concern. Lemony Snicket would warn people not to listen—but probably to no avail. So I’m going with Harpo Marx.
You suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?
My unique trigrams include: • implausibly witty people • verso running header • point temporal adverbials • just one knish • 8¾ Atlantic puffins
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Lord Richard Sackbut: Well, shall we join the ladies? Horace Rumpole: Yes, let’s join them—and make one huge, enormous lady.
I think this could work
When I say billionaires shouldn’t exist, I mean the category, not the individual people in it. For example, I wish JB Pritzker a long and happy life; I’d just like to see his wealth taxed down to the nonuple digits. Trillionaires, on the other hand…
Hey, remember when if your operating system couldn’t run the latest version of a piece of software, you could just go on using the one you had installed, and no matter how evil and rapacious the company that made it was, they couldn’t just make your old version stop working? Those were the days.
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This is the chart for folks on disability income—that is, people we expect not to be able to earn income from employment. If we're saying "This is what you need to survive" and we give people less money than they need to survive, then tell me how this isn't eugenics with extra steps.
I’m a member of what I’m pretty sure is the only klezmer band ever to have received a written commendation from an Ontario cabinet minister for contributions to the preservation of Welsh culture in Canada.
Okay, my QUESTION OF THE DAY is… What is your weirdest actual accomplishment? Not the biggest necessarily…but the weirdest?
They sang a song of enduring loyalty. They promised that they would not disappoint Odysseus, but would stay with him always. The sirens sang that they would not provoke him to tears, nor take their leave of him, nor deceive and injure him.
What song did the Sirens sing in The Odyssey? Wrong answers only.