I feel like the ABC delivers the best humour during a crisis.

this is how ai was supposed to go

FurryTel Networks@furrytel.net · 12h ago

I can't stop thinking about this meme

you try to put a cigarette out of me for sexual gratification, it silently sinks all the way into my skin, vanishing, before popping out my mouth, still lit, and I smoke da whole thing

they're gonna figure out the secret to what exactly consciousness is sometime after they figure out what exactly 5-HT1ₐ receptors do and why agonists "reliably eradicate the perception of time, space, and the self"

Rumor has it you can read the codes for ps5 gta6 thru the box lol

airpods have a cool setting where they turn off noise cancellation if someone is pointing a gun at you

how many nines is Microsoft down to

There are some very fascinating people out there

Mice Nature ᓚᘏᕐᐷ@gizmouse.bsky.social · yesterday

someone made a game where you catch pokemon as they are mentioned live on bluesky and this is the most bluesky way possible to get a pikachu

i FUCKED jensen huang

Adderall IR pills ought to taste faintly of Baja Blast.

Btw this launches December 7th at Elliott Bay and I’m doing a slideshow with every photo in it for the event that can literally never be done again because all the slides will be given away with copies of the book

victoria scott@victoriascott.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I have turned in The Final Copy to @antithesis-press.bsky.social for sending off to print! you have the rest of the month to pre-order this btw, I really cannot emphasize enough that if you want to get a copy you should move sooner rather than later lol antithesispress.com/product/poll...

corner of the brain permanently dedicated to photos of the Warner Bros store in the World Trade Center after 9/11

just got off the phone with Jensen. He wants the fans to know that his penis is safely locked in a metal tube , impervious to all espionage

always play with your heart

starting a new air-cooled green-energy inference provider for people who feel really bad about using AI but not quite bad enough to stop

ewaste wind chime

lol

One of my favourites in the game. Something surprisingly ahead of its time about this cadence.

moon@systemendless.bsky.social · yesterday

ocarina of time enemy check descriptions: link, watch out! you have to block its attacks, and then counter! majora's mask enemy check descriptions: it's crazy you can tell this thing genuinely believes it deserves to live

Mr Huang you cannot be doing that by the tomb of the unknown soldier

it seems like everyone has something to say about jensen huang today. gentle reminder that you shouldn't criticize people

this is what happens when you hire a fuccboi. take notes