“According to our trials, squinting your eyes and dramatically stating, ‘Hey dickbreath, suck on this,’ produced a dramatic surge in overall ballistic capacity,” said the study’s lead author
Study: Explosive Power Of Rocket Launcher Increased 35% By Shouting 'Suck On This'
BALTIMORE—Calling the study’s findings “revolutionary” for anyone currently staring down a henchman or terrorist, a study from Johns Hopkins University published Thursday found that the explosive powe...
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I’ve literally dropped like three different podcasts for a host going “I ran this through Claude/ChatGPT/etc.
“I asked ChatGPT, I asked Grok” Yeah well I asked a Halo 3 lobby and they all said you’re a dumb bitch
He sounds like a leather boot trying to talk.
RFK Jr yelling at Dana Bash sounds like a rabid dog barking
These sycophantic fucks continue to pal around with literal, avowed bigots and morons. Fucking worthless pricks
NBC's kristen welker was caught laughing it up with Stephen Miller. Stephen Miller who architected the family separation policy. Stephen Miller who pushed the Muslim travel ban. Stephen Miller who oversaw the killing of Americans by ICE agents. This is why independent media is crucial.
That’s one of the reasons I love @smitegame.bsky.social . Most of the gods/goddesses I was already aware of, but just by a bit of reading and seeing the kits (which pull from their mythology) I’ve learned so much outside of the classic Norse/Greek/Egyptian pantheons.
Some academics turn up their noses at movie adaptations or popular history books, but I call them "gateway drugs" into deeper scholarship. How many of us fell in love with history because a movie (or book) sparked our curiosity first? For me, it was Amadeus - it sent me down an 18thC rabbit hole.
i think if you're getting kicked out of a race because you raped someone then probably we don't want much to do with your "values" anymore
In this report, Platner's campaign suggests Platner should have a role in vetting is replacement. "If he was to step down it would only be with a guarantee of being replaced by a candidate **who he believes** is true to the values and vision and policy agenda of the campaign that Maine voted for."
See what happens when you don’t show up on @headintheoffice.bsky.social
Another Lis Smith certified Job Well Done
You know @jeffgerstmann.com , you’re right. You need that compression to get that authentic StarFox feel
Dick Tracy villain looking ass
Dick Tracy - Al Pacino
ALT: Dick Tracy - Al Pacino
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The $1.7 million no-bid contract to clean the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool went to a company ultimately owned by Trump donor John J. Cafaro, who previously pleaded guilty in separate federal cases involving bribery and campaign finance violations. The company's name? Greenwater Services.