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It should be illegal to go to work if you feel like shit <3
Just learned about the cheese with worms in it and I’m gagging in the most unslay way imaginable 😭
Was considering Debbie Harry hair, but with the blonde underneath AND NOW….i don’t know maybe I want the blonde on top.
An old woman came up to me with the most BUCKWILD energy at 8:30am this morning.
I’m not gonna survive the wait y’all😭
Look at my girl 🥲🥰
Incredible way to open a novel, which I started reading right after lunch. :)
Locarno Film Festival cockblocking me with shipping that’s twice as much as the book.
Today has been so weird and bad and annoying for multiple reasons and the cherry on top is a guy who smells like tobacco and too much cologne sitting next to me on the bus (many seats available)
I just know senior citizenship is knocking at my door because tell me why do I have a favorite bus line
Local cinema is hiring and I’m tempted. I’m not gonna apply….but I’m tempted.
Accidentally became too important at work and the constant questions are just getting on my nerves man 😭
Randomly thought about the Garbage Bleed Like Me album promo that was shown on directv like, 21 years(?!!!?!) ago. It was the first time I’d heard their music and fell in love with them. Lo and behold, it’s on YouTube <3 youtu.be/n0sAZ8OnWc4?...
GARBAGE // 2005-04-20 DirecTV Bleed Like Me Album Promo Live Clips and Interviews
YouTube video by My Prime Rock TV
youtu.be
Me when bitchy French people reply “bonsoir” when I accidentally say “bonjour”
Not me and the assistant manager talking about lossless and flac like fuckin nerds 😭
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted more than 332,000,000 books since it was first created 31 years ago.
If another goddamn person asks me another question this morning im going scream like a banshee in their face istg
Reminder: Rowling is not just someone with bad opinions. I would think less of you if you worked with Hugh Laurie for example, but they are not the same. Rowling is funding, on a huge scale, trans oppression. Make money for her, you're funding the deaths of trans kids.
Got a tummy ache from eating too many sweets at the big age of 35
No one tells you that when you buy a 60-year-old house that you’ll find 60-year-old hair behind the wallpaper and under the baseboards and in the dust that collected around radiator pipes
Hey Taylor quick Qs. Why exactly do you think people won’t be able to become or remain journalists? What do you think is threatening journalism (the oldest, most reliable way to get trusted information)? 🤔
Only three episodes left before I can search for charge nurse Dana the Pitt fancams <3
I have just learned that peanut butter violet crumble exists. Please respect my privacy at this time.
We have a kiwi tree, pear tree, quince tree, and maybe a cherry tree?? All in our backyard?? 🥹
Today has felt like three whole days but, uhm, we own a house now ? 🥺 We have our own home, just me and my wife ? 🥺❤️ I don't know who let me be an adult at my big age of 35 but I'm really excited 🥺
What’s hotter? Our apartment or my phone when it’s charging?
One day I will go to the criterion closet and they’ll be like “hey you’re just a normie but tell us your picks on camera anyway” and I’ll be probably the first person to ever pick History is Made at Night (1937).