Nap hangover is such a needlessly cruel thing for a body to do.
All of this voice actor's male character voices exist on a spectrum from Sean Bean to David Bowie.
Me thinking of signing up for a novel-outlining course but then remembering that I don't have any ideas for a novel and am also poor.
Happy Sad Futurama Characters Chained
ALT: Happy Sad Futurama Characters Chained
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Peach upside-down cake that fell apart like a coward because it lied to me and toasted almond ice cream!
Today's lunch: Zucchini and fresh mozzarella toasts with toasted hazelnuts and basil, and peach and goat cheese toasts with honey and thyme! On homemade bread. Served with peach and blueberry salad with feta and candied pecans!
Just got very confused when a thumbnail of Bernie Sanders was shown for a Waxing Queen Adventures post on Facebook.
Me, listening to a writer on YouTube talk about how much fun it is to collab on fiction with a friend, because you get to read their work and get ideas about what to do with your chapter from it:
Britney Spears: Yeah...
ALT: Britney Spears: Yeah...
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Today's dinner: Pearl couscous with herbs, toasted almonds, and parsley oil (and fake chicken).
Well, I made my side part too extreme and over-juiced my eyebrows, so I am once again serving (former Secretary of Energy Ernest) Moniz.
And for dessert: Cereal milk ice cream with corn flake brittle and milk chocolate ice cream with cashew brittle!
What must it be like to have fun putting together outfits and dressing yourself and having a body in public?
Today's lunch: Fried mozzarella sandwiches on herby garlic bread and fries with garlic aioli. Apparently I hate vegetables and vampires.
David Bowie's "Candidate" isn't just a good song, it also has a solid date idea in it: 1. Buy some drugs 2. Watch a band 3. Jump in the river holding hands
One of the reasons that I've been so unmotivated to do art lately is that I still have no idea what I want my art to look like. All I know is that I don't want it to look like it does now.
Tonight's dinner: Pan-fried panela salad with quinoa, caramelized corn, and herbs, with soy-citrus glazed tofu@
What kind of a freak makes panzanella with no bread? Isn't that just "zanella"?
Orzo salad with zucchini, feta, olives, and tomatoes!
Maybe Dr. Fauci should be imprisoned just for using two spaces after a period.
Butterscotch pecan ice cream and shortbread cookies!
when i jumped to the recipe the website called me a bitch
I didn't need a scientist to tell me that.
I made Crunch bar sundaes for my family! With homemade ice cream and hot fudge sauce!
Reasons My Family Will Be Exiled from the Hypothetical Republic of California: 1. My mom doesn't really like In-N-Out. 2. I'm allergic to avocados. 3. My brother eats tacos with a fork.
But WHY did John Knowles have to describe a minor character in A Separate Peace as having a "healthy buttocks"? It has haunted me since my sophomore year of high school.
Why is Mary in the new Little House on the Prairie a brunette? It's a whole thing in the books that she's blonde and Laura has brown hair! (I'm not even going to watch it, but you had ONE job, casting team!)
Article: "The 'Two-Finger' Rule That Changed the Way I Pick Out Watermelon Forever." Me: "Give a watermelon the Pleaser, got it."
"Are you supposed to watch the person as they make the tableside guacamole?" -- Me, someone who doesn't go to restaurants and is allergic to avocados.
if I was Hades I wouldn’t bother with the “you can’t look back” trick, I would tell Orpheus and Eurydice that they could only walk out of the underworld if Orpheus walked ahead and crop-dusted her the whole time
Chocolate Guinness cake with cream cheese frosting, served with malt ice cream!
