[ Laying at the bottom of the hole, Astolfo finally realizes he can remove the weights. He proceeds to rocket to the surface like a ball that was being held under water and is launched head first into the moon. ]

𝐀𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐨 - 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧 𝐉𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫@rabicanorider.bsky.social · 5d ago

Aww, why don't I get the Moon tr-- AGH! [ Fell into the lake while doing laps around the Earth with weights on his limbs. Sinking. ]

“ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ɢᴏᴏᴅ.” #FateRP ／ #FGORP ／ #MythRP ／ #MVRP

Hmm, more like.. an endurance test! [CLANG! He sets down three massive metal spheres connected to chain cuffs.] Alright one hundred and twenty laps around the Earth with these on each of your limbs.

𝐀𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐨 - 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧 𝐉𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫@rabicanorider.bsky.social · 5d ago

Ooh, that sounds fun! Is it a race? Let's race!

Aww, why don't I get the Moon tr-- AGH! [ Fell into the lake while doing laps around the Earth with weights on his limbs. Sinking. ]

....Ah, I did miss him. [Nodding sagely to himself as a dust plume blows past him.]

𝐀𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐨 - 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧 𝐉𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫@rabicanorider.bsky.social · 5d ago

[ Yamcha death pose for 3 frames before getting back on his feet. ] Okay... The great Astolfo can do this no problem! [ Patting his cheeks, and shaking the other pair. ] For the king! [ Nyoom. Off he goes. ]

[ Yamcha death pose for 3 frames before getting back on his feet. ] Okay... The great Astolfo can do this no problem! [ Patting his cheeks, and shaking the other pair. ] For the king! [ Nyoom. Off he goes. ]

Chuck@joyeuse-ordre.bsky.social · 5d ago

Hmm, more like.. an endurance test! [CLANG! He sets down three massive metal spheres connected to chain cuffs.] Alright one hundred and twenty laps around the Earth with these on each of your limbs.

Ooh, that sounds fun! Is it a race? Let's race!

Chuck@joyeuse-ordre.bsky.social · 5d ago

Mhm. I see. [Locked-in.] I think it's time for some exercise, Paladin Astolfo. How about some laps.. around the Bleached Earth?

Oh... You know! Just doing what I do!

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Chuck@joyeuse-ordre.bsky.social · 5d ago

I'm moved beyond words, my little doofus did manage to remember me.. They also said you killed a bunch of people in nonsensical and ridiculous ways, care to elaborate?

I told them you should be there with us! But because the moon was already part of our legend, BB said we were "more thematic".

Chuck@joyeuse-ordre.bsky.social · 5d ago

'stolfo! I heard through the grapevine that you were featured on the Moon recently along with Roland! And you didn't invite me?!

we are the stolflings, please feed us!!!

[ Squeaky toy noise. ] Hi Charley!!!

Chuck@joyeuse-ordre.bsky.social · 5d ago

[Command Grab.]

[ Flowery Deltarune voice. ] My King!

Chuck@joyeuse-ordre.bsky.social · 5d ago

... Hey is that Astolfo?

I may be in a French story, but I'm actually English! Maybe me and Sir Lancelot should have switched places...

I LOVE Bionicle porn!

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Wah, we're going back?? I just recovered! Well, if anyone needs a ride, we can take Hippogriff!

roll my gacha. save the world. #fgorp / #faterp / #typemoonrp #mvrp / #crackrp / #[insertgachahere]rp

"Next time, ask a better question." RP Parody Account of FGO Crypter Daybit Sem Void Various themes, lots of shitposting likely More information added below as needed

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚒𝚛 𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞. 𝙸𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚘𝚔𝚊𝚢. 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚓𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚢.

They say I'm like a plague rat! Everywhere I go, people get sick.

Daybit@daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 2w ago

So getting covid means you find someone attractive...

𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙄 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙜𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙚 𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙄'𝙢 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙩 𝙖 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙩? 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙢𝙖𝙣: 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙖𝙘𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙣 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙙𝙚𝙛𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙗𝙮 𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙩!