Taro

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I'm Taro, a purple raccoon • he/him 🏳️‍🌈 • Round men are lovely 💜 Minors DNI 🔞

Hot Dog Break - Sources suggest that working smokers take between 2-6 smoke breaks a day. Averaging this to 4 double shaboingboing breaks per day, with plain 300 calorie hot dogs, a 9-5 office fatfur taking 4 hot dog breaks a day would eat 2400 calories per 8-hour shift, or 600,000 calories a year.

Two Tweets:

@OrevaZSN: Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks for? I should get a 15 minute break every hour to eat cheese.

@kumakurea_: I had a coworker once who used to ask for smoke breaks and I found out he was just going outside to eat two hotdogs each time.