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Rachel Wolf

@rachelwolf.bsky.social

🐺 Liberal ✍🏼 Writer 🎬 Producer 🎭 Director 🎶 Composer #JustSayKnow #Autistic #Polymath 🐕‍🦺 AnimalRights 🔍 SuperSleuth 🚫 DMs 🌈💔🐾 KonaFurever

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Rachel Wolf@rachelwolf.bsky.social · 12h ago

Took a break from the bad shit I'm dealing with and made this to let off steam. I'm the art director; AI gives me some base images and then I do the rest in Photoshop, so it's not all AI. Wish I had the talent to actually draw. See the Easter eggs.

Mock movie poster of a movie titled Halloween XLVII (47). The tag is: Make Murder Great Again. It's Michael Myers in the jumpsuit, wielding a bloody butcher knife in front of a bloody flag. He wears a red baseball cap that says MMGA. The credits at the bottom are Reflecting Pool Pictures. Starring David Dennison. Music by The No Cure. Costume Designer Betsy Ross. Executive Producer Vladimir Putin. Written by John W. Booth. Directed by A.I. Smithee. Rated Rx.
Rachel Wolf@rachelwolf.bsky.social · 4d ago

I'm surprised #BattyNatty didn't use a heart in place of the dot on her signature. You can't spell Natalie without LIE. Some of her origin story strains credulity.

Mike Rothschild@rothschildmd.bsky.social · 4d ago

Natalie Harp's letters have the same manic joylessness and obsessive fixation that I found in QAnon social media. The messianic fawning over Trump, the neglecting of basic bodily needs, the self-flagellating belief that they'll never be good enough. They're all signs of a deeply unwell person.

Rachel Wolf@rachelwolf.bsky.social · 4d ago

One problem (among many) in the NataLIE Harp origin story is the alleged cancer, with each iteration like the children's game of telephone. If a nurse's alleged negligence "caused" bone cancer, where is the malpractice lawsuit? #BattyNatty claims she was "stage 2" and simultaneously "terminal." 🤔

Rachel Wolf@rachelwolf.bsky.social · 4d ago

I don't know why Dems refuse to see that our party also has a cult mentality. What I predicted about Michael Cohen is coming to fruition. He's a #turncoat. If you put him on your show, you will lose my support. www.cnn.com/2026/08/20/p...

Donald Trump once called Michael Cohen a ‘rat.’ Now Cohen says their relationship is ‘being resuscitated’ | CNN Politics

First, Michael Cohen was Donald Trump’s personal lawyer and self-described “pit bull.”

cnn.com

Rachel Wolf@rachelwolf.bsky.social · 7mo ago

At least 420 accounts following Michael Cohen are accounts I follow, which makes me question their integrity. Also makes me think it's time to purge. Quality over quantity.

Rachel Wolf@rachelwolf.bsky.social · 5d ago

No wonder Art's Deli (Studio City) was deserted yesterday. Who can afford it? A dear friend treated me to a late lunch for HER birthday & insisted on cole slaw to-go for both of us. It was $16.15 for less than one pound! It had better be the fountain of youth at that price. #SlawterhouseFive

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Rachel Wolf@rachelwolf.bsky.social · 6d ago

Hello #NBC! When @rosie.com is done sitting in for @jimmykimmel.com, please consider hiring her to replace fake-laughing Fallon. I might actually start watching "The Tonight Show" again if you do that. Not only do we need a woman hosting late night, but Rosie's the right person for the job.

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 6d ago

ROSIE: “.. I'm back in the spotlight all thanks to President Ompa J. Loompa, who is watching us this evening from inside a catering cart. You know, I couldn't have done it without you, sweetie. You brought me back just like you did with fascism and the measles." $DIS

Rachel Wolf@rachelwolf.bsky.social · 6d ago

Following in the kneesteps of Hope Hicks, Natalie Harp went from obsessed fan groupie to the groper's right hand in short order. Now with her hand on the joystick, she controls not only the man, but also the message. Yet no woman can ever be the dotard's daughter, the origin of his true desire.