Brushing my teeth before heading down to GAME TWO OF THE WORLD SERIES
I really want to eat one of those desiccant packets that come in new shoes but unfortunately they say not to.
Oh you own a 3d printer? You can print me something? Shut the fuck up dumbass
It's nice how literally everything in our lives is owned and controlled by like 3 companies who surely have our best interests in mind
And of course we all know the joke is funniest after you explain it
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last mo.JD Vance: "I just called them the fart left. I promise that was an accident."
I don't want to watch that movie where Jessica Chastain is an evil mom demon
Was supposed to see TOOL tonight but bitched out because of the bad weather only for the show to get pushed up to a 6 o'clock start time and now the show is over at 8 o'clock and that would've been so fucking perfect and I am so pissed off at myself for being such a fucking bitch ass bitch
I do believe I will be available Sunday afternoons this fall and winter
If you are in favor of AI generated art you are too stupid for your opinion to matter on the subject of AI
Bought an anti fog mirror to be able to shave in the shower, I feel like I'm really zeroing in on perfecting my hygiene routine after nearly 4.5 decades
At the beginning of the year I decided I was going to get back into reading. One reason for that was to reduce drastically the amount of doom scroll screen time i was dosing myself with and its been one of the best decisions I've ever made (notwithstanding my Good Decision List being damn short)
PBS News@pbsnews.org · 2mo agoIn recent years, there has been attention and worries about how reading has changed among kids. Those concerns include the nature of what kids are reading and how many fewer books are part of their education diet. https://to.pbs.org/4yqeHRe
European settlers were always so motherfucking LOST.
Isaac Rowlett@isaacrowlett.bsky.social · 2mo agoAztalan, Wisconsin — 2026 Once the site of a community of around 500 people between 1000 and 1300 CE, Aztalan spanned 35 acres and was well-fortified by stockade walls. Its name comes from a European settler who mistakenly attributed the pyramids to the Aztecs.
They're called "throw pillows" because you can throw up on them if you need to
“PSA: Now that my case is settled, you are free to refer to @FBIDirectorKash as a ‘chud,’ a ‘googly-eyed Kremlin bitch,’ and a ‘traitor’ without fear of legal repercussions!” trib.al/e8IVBnp
I just want to say it's not fair that cats just get to puke wherever they want and leave it for us to find and clean up. They should say something
