Squidward Thurman
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Because screw the other place. Swiftie, lawyer, cat mom, and Batman enthusiast. The New York Mets give me the greatest joy yet cause me the greatest suffering.
Something something leopards. Something something eating faces.
Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · last wk.Milo was picked up by ICE and is now being deported.
For International Cat Day - yesterday also happened to be Coraline’s first birthday. She had no interest in her birthday shrimp but absolutely devoured her Fancy Feast.
My new potentially radical take is that private corporations should not be involved in space exploration.
Hey so why does Tweetie Bird have a gun in Coyote vs. Acme
This news combined with Cohen’s casino plans pretty much cements that he does not give a damn about this team - he sees it as a way to make a quick buck. He has no intention of bringing us to a World Series. He has to go. www.wsj.com/sports/baseb...
New York Mets Become First MLB Team to Partner With a Prediction Market
The New York Mets are making the startup Novig their official prediction-market partner, marking a first for Major League Baseball as the prediction-markets industry looks for a foothold in profession...
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The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · last mo.Minnesota law prohibited retirement homes from serving alcohol without an additional license. Anita LeBrun, a happy hour lover, became the face of a movement to change the law, going viral for testifying before state lawmakers. https://wapo.st/4pJ7FmF
Mookie Betts and Kike Hernandez declined the invitation. It wasn’t that hard for everyone else.
Larry Hochman@larryhochman.bsky.social · last mo.Die hard New York Mets fan since 1969. But I never dislike any other team in particular. Until now.
After seeing the Odyssey, I’ve decided that Nolan is the only director I trust to do a full adaptation of The Divine Commedy
Let’s not forget the most important pattern: The team he roots for loses.
The Athletic@theathletic.com · 2mo agoPresident Donald Trump’s appearances at sports events have developed a pattern. ◽ Increased security measures ◽ A divided reception ◽ Pomp and pageantry He is attending the World Cup final. Here’s a closer look at the details.
Most places where teens would gather in my day either no longer exist (shopping malls) or have gotten too expensive to partake in on a regular basis (movie theaters). Not sure what you all expected.
slowfox@slooowfox.bsky.social · 2mo agoYOU PASS LAWS TO FORCE KIDS OFF THE INTERNET AND THEN CREATE TASK FORCES TO PUNISH THEM FOR GOING OUTSIDE, WHERE THE FUCK ARE CHILDREN ALLOWED TO EXIST???
I tried really hard not to care about the World Cup but my god that giant Viking man is adorable.
“Wow I can’t believe we’re turning 250 years old” The original 13 colonies:
I grew up as an altar server. There are exactly two political issues where I would argue the Catholic Church contradicts leftist/liberal ideology: abortion and LGBTQ+ rights. But the ultimate lesson was always “love your neighbor.” That includes migrants. JD Vance is not a real Catholic.
Ryan Marino, MD@ryanmarino.bsky.social · 2mo agoJust like Jesus Christ, famous hater of the poor
Not to say what he’s going through isn’t legitimate, but in literally every other profession you would not be able to take this kind of mental health break.
CNN@cnn.com · 2mo agoGOP Rep. Tom Kean announces depression diagnosis after mysterious monthslong absence from Congress. https://cnn.it/440CV6S
The fact that it’s not unanimous is so concerning in and of itself.
Steven Mazie@stevenmazie.bsky.social · 2mo agoBREAKING: Supreme Court rules AGAINST Trump's EO limiting birthright citizenship. The vote is 6-3.
How about this? I get the prepaid, Steve takes the leftover $10 bill and shoves it up his ass
Amazing what career opportunities are open to people nowadays. For example, if you’re someone who wants to stand around and be completely useless, you can be a Camden traffic cop.
Airplane, and the doctor is Daniel Craig. I’ll never be quiet about this.
just chase 🎃@manacurves.bsky.social · 3mo agoHellraiser. Doug Bradley is still Pinhead. Everybody else? Muppets.
My mayor Muslim My bagel Jewish Dolan screwed the Knicks Spurs in 6
Nice that they brought Avery Wilson back to sing the Anthem without having to do so in the presence of the orange dictator.
Shoutout to the fly in my apartment for keeping the cat busy while I watch the Tony’s
Is poor Rachel Reid gonna have to start rewriting the new Heated Rivalry book
Law360@law360.bsky.social · 3mo agoThe International Ice Hockey Federation announced Friday that it will reconsider its current ban of Russia from competition and said that it would evaluate the country's return on an "event-by-event basis.''
Trump must have missed this part of Judge Cooper's opinion. Or is he not interested in the Kennedy Center anymore because the judge said he has to remove his name from it?
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3mo agoI ain’t reading all that. I’m happy for you though, or sorry that happened
Congrats to Freedom250 for finally booking a new act.
This somehow feels simultaneously too long and too short of an Odyssey adaptation
Culture Crave 🍿@culturecrave.co · 4mo ago‘The Odyssey’ runtime is officially 2 hours and 52 minutes ⚔️ (via IMAX)
Remember when the menswear guy got two complete strangers to fight each other since they each fought they were fighting the menswear guy? An opportunity was missed here.
CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social · 4mo agoUPDATE: LMAOOOOOOOO
I looked at this for a solid 30 seconds before realizing it’s not from the Onion
Scott Lemieux@lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 5mo agoThis cannot be real and yet